15 Weird Things Guys Do That Turn Us Off

C'mon guys, you think that will land you a second date? If it's something on this list that we find weird, annoying, and gross, then the answer is "No!"
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John Gray had the right idea with his book title, Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus. Don’t get us wrong, we’re not hating on the opposite sex, but let’s be honest—sometimes guys do weird, annoying and even gross things, which leave us wondering if guys and girls really do come from different planets.

As much as we love men, here’s a list of fifteen strange things they do that really turn us off.

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1. Tickling. Why is it that men find this entertaining and we think it’s annoying? Once you graduate fourth grade, tickling is no longer an acceptable form of flirting. Guys, if you’re trying to get a girl’s number, pinning her down and prodding her while she kicks and gasps for breath is not the way to go. Buy her a drink or compliment her outfit—it will definitely yield better results.

2. Getting too drunk. No wayyy, you can funnel three beers in a row after taking two shots?! Guess what—we’re not impressed. And when you pass out on the couch at 10 p.m. drooling on yourself, don’t expect us to answer your texts tomorrow.

3. Obsessively texting. Speaking of texting… we know this may sound crazy, but cell phones were originally created for making phone calls. Guys seriously need to re-learn how to dial our numbers and actually speak to us. Plus, “come ovr I wnt 2 c u” is just not what a girl wants popping up in her inbox.

4. Guiding our hands to their package. Guys, if a girl’s hand isn’t on the zipper of your jeans, it’s not because she got lost and forgot her GPS. She either hasn’t gotten there yet, or just plain doesn’t want to. Trust us, if we want to go there, we know where to find it.

5. Talking too dirty. Yes, we know that most (OK, probably all) guys watch porn. But if we’ve only been on two dates, I don’t want you to “**** my **** while we ****,” thanks. Last time I checked, my name wasn’t Sasha Grey!

6. Comparing us to their ex. Oh, your ex used to make you waffles instead of pancakes in the morning, you say? Hello, that’s so offensive and disrespectful! While he may think of this as just commentary, we’re thinking, “Well if you liked her waffles so much, then why aren’t you still with her?”

7. Flatulating. Um, ew. Excuse you.

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19 thoughts on “15 Weird Things Guys Do That Turn Us Off

  1. I hate it when girls do many of these things. Don’t think it’s just a girl thing. I hate it when my wife spends hours playing video games, I rarely play them but she loves them. My wife loves to tickle me and out adult kids we all hate it, she thinks it’s funny, PDA? I’m the conservative one, she has no problems having her hands in private places although she hates it if I do it back and that generally stops it. And it’s my wife who does too much texting, I rarely do it, she pulls in around 300 a month, I do about 25.

    And yes I do all the cooking and she likes to watch football on TV where I only like it if we go to a live game. I suppose we switch stereotypes in many other areas as well, thats what makes us a good couple, if not a little confusing to others.

  2. Hey Betty, It's nice to finally meet someone who's never accidently cut a fart. You must me the size of a zepplin by now. If a guy does it and says excuse me or my bad, you don't call him on it. Also sensual tickling is alot of fun when it's done right. You ought to try it!

    1. Its working cause she is getting what she want and you being the wife..she is loving it. Try to switch and see if you guys will be this great couple..nothing wrong what is happen in your relationship but you to do that forever aint right and she should feel shame letting you do all that and she watching football or playing game..iam glad you dont see nothing wrong with this picture and i bet she asked honey can i get a beer please…you were born to be you not your partner..and i bet you hate it but you dont want to lose her and you love her that you couldnt imagine being without her..everything blows over so losing your partner..she knows her duty just like you do but you doing both..its not right man..

  3. One thing that I hate is too much cologne. I actually prefer guys without any at all. After all, what if I don’t like it? If you have to wear some, go really easy. A big part of attraction is that you like the way the other person smells naturally. If you can’t tell, how will you know?

    Another thing is road rage, or any kind of anger management issues. If you have those… Go away

  4. For the record, I do not grunt when I work out personally. That being said when you yell, grunt or exhale forcefully it allows you to lift more weight and not all guys at the gym are there just to be your eye candy and turn you on. Sorry…

  5. No offense, but this is a really stupid list. I'm a 30 year old woman and I absolutely love being tickled. In fact, a guy wrestling with me, pinning me down, tickling me silly…all of those playful things are some of my BIGGEST turn ons. Guys, don't listen to this nonsense. Some of us love that!

  6. My whole life i ve never had a stable relationship all men come get want they and go.As a matter of fact i saw myself as tool for all men.I don’t no its like i was just not loveable no matter how i give my all to them they end up living me with nothing but a broken heart.All these bad relationship i had experienced led to a psychological breake down thank my star that i got through that.Finding a man was never hard for me they just all wanted sex with me and once they get it, they all live but for the first time i found one that was willing to stay.I had never felt whole in my entire life but with him i kept floating in the sky.Yes he was married and unhappy he only married his wife cos they had a child together.One thing was for sure, as he made me whole i also did to him.We where in love as much as i cud tell he was willing to divorce his wife to be with me but she wudn’t let go like she owned his life and wanted him to me miserable 4 life.I don’t no but something made her too dangerous for him to get out of the marriage.For the first time in my life i found a man that was not willing to go anyway he was willing to fight for our love ven if it kills him.2 year passed and she wouldn’t let go so i just felt i should do something about it.I seeked advice and help if they could i even checked the internet for solution which ended up being a waste of time.However, i saw articles or rather comments of a lot of persons who used spell casting to fix their relationship and some it get those who they loved to see how much they loved them.And they all kept referring to a particular spell caster mutton osun.At first i just ignored it but my lover came across those article also.After we talked about it we decided to contact him and asked if he cud in any way help us.He just and only asked us to provide some really weird materials that just thinking if it made me scared not like they were harmful its just that i was not used to this things.We ie me and my lover decided that we sould asked him to get them with what we sent to him ie, money.We asked him to cast a spell to make ,y lover wife set him free and he did as we asked and it walked i know cos 12 hours before he said he has completed the spell, she was still very much not going to sign any divorce paper but after the spell was completed all we did was give her the paper and without a fight he signed it.I know its hard to belief only the people close to us know how true this is.lets just say you want to contact use this email address godsofosunx@rockemail.com

  7. All you bitches do the same thing, don't act like your perfect. When you act all weird and crazy guys don't go talking about it, making a big deal about it, constantly thinking about it, or posting that shit on the internet. You whores need to get fixed, no wonder everybody in the world hates American woman, you guys are a disease, a virus, A SCOURGE to this planet. Everybody hates you, good riddance.

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