2008 Emmy Class Superlatives
Which Emmy nominee is most likely to … ?
If TV stars had senior class yearbooks, we’re sure each nominee would be up for gobs of scandalous awards.
So here are our nominees for 2008 Emmy Class Superlatives:
Most Likely To Have Their Looks Compared Favorably to a Vice Presidential Candidate
– Tina Fey (Sarah Palin)
– Don Rickles (Joe Biden)
– Amy Poehler (Hillary Clinton*)
– Stephen Colbert (Mitt Romney*)
Most Likely to Play a Sex Addict on TV and then Actually Turn into one in Real Life
– David Duchovny, Californication
Most Likely To Play an Asshole on TV and then Actually Turn Into one in Real Life?
– Jeremy Piven, Entourage
* Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
Most Likely To Spark Girl Crushes Everywhere (*three-way tie!)
-Tina Fey, 30 Rock
-America Ferrera, Ugly Betty
-Christina Applegate, Samantha Who?
Most Trustworthy News Anchor
– Jon Stewart *
(* we’re not even making this one up!)
Most Likely to Get A Job Requiring Him to Sexually Harass Women Daily
– Jon Hamm, Mad Men
Most Likely to Switch Teams Midseason
– Cynthia Nixon, Law & Order: SVU
Most likely to be a GILF (think MILF, only older and spicier)* (*seven-way tie!)
– Judi Dench, Cranford (Masterpiece Theatre)
– Glenn Close, Damages
– Ellen Burstyn, Big Love
– Angelica Huston, Medium
– Candice Bergen, Boston Legal
– Diane Wiest, In Treatment
– Sally Field, Brothers & Sisters
Most Likely To F*** Matt Damon?
-Sarah Silverman, Monk
* Paul Giamatti, John Adams
* (honorable mention)