In-ground, saltwater, and with a rustic, tropical waterfall. Suddenly I feel like we’re in California.
Creepy? Necessary? You be the judge.
Although the cancellation of the Jonas Brothers tour was reportedly due to “creative differences” and “a deep rift within the band,” Radar Online and Star Magazine are claiming that in reality, Joe Jonas’ substance abuse problems are to blame. Said an “insider” (and yes, I suspect it’s one of those insiders), Joe has been “dealing with substance abuse issues for quite some time. The tour would never have survived with how Jo was behaving.” Joe’s rep, of course, went on the record as saying “There is no truth or validity to the story. It is completely false.”
In any event, ticket holders will be getting full refunds, so at least there’s that—and in the meantime, if you reeeeeeeeeeeeeeally want to, you could content yourself with buying Kevin’s house. Would you? I mean, it would require moving to New Jersey, but maybe it would be worth it to live in the former abode of your favorite Boy Wonder?
Lucia Peters is BettyConfidential’s senior editor.