10 Things Lady Gaga + Kelly Osbourne Could Feud Over That Are More Ridiculous (But Only Just) Than a Cake

Lady Gaga and Kelly Osbourne got into a Twitter spat this weekend over... a cake? Seriously?!

Lady Gaga Kelly Osbourne cake feud

To be honest, I’m not totally sure what the beef between Lady Gaga and Kelly Osbourne was BEFORE all this happened, but if they’re willing to go to war over a cake, I don’t really think I WANT to know. Anyhoo, here’s what happened:

Gaga made an appearance on The X Factor UK this past Sunday, on which Kelly’s mom, Sharon, is a judge. While she was there, she presented Sharon with a cake for Kelly, who was celebrating her 29th birthday that day. Kelly, however, was less than impressed, Tweeting the following:

Um…. Yikes. She also Instagrammed a picture of the cake along with the hashtags, “#EatMyShit #Hypocrisy.” Double yikes. For her part, Gaga replied pretty calmly:

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And even when her Little Monsters got all up in arms and started sending Kelly hate Tweets, she tried to put a stop to it:

So at least there’s that. Maybe she learned her lesson from the whole Perez Hilton debacle. Or something. Is it weird to present a cake to someone’s mom on live television instead of just sending it to them? Maybe, but it’s also weird to respond to something which is in essence a nice gesture with the sort of ire Kelly displayed. Also, it’s CAKE. Who doesn’t like cake?

To be fair, she DID eventually apologize:

But somehow, I still can’t get over the fact that this whole thing stemmed from a CAKE. Seriously. I struggled to see if I could think of anything more ridiculous for them to feud over than a cake—and believe you me, it wasn’t easy. But here’s what I came up with:

1. A cupcake. If feuding over a cake is silly, feuding over a miniature cake is ten times sillier.

2. A crayon. Kindergarten-style.

3. A pad of off-brand sticky notes. DAMMIT GAGA YOU KNOW I CAN’T USE STICKY NOTES UNLESS THEY’RE POST-IT BRAND.

4. A bouquet of flowers. Allergies. Ugh.

5. A ball of yarn. Because sometimes I’m not convinced that Gaga isn’t actually a cat.

6. A bottle of drugstore nail polish. In contrast to Kelly’s ridonculously expensive manicure habit.

7. A cup of coffee. I suppose if it was a burning hot cup of coffee and one of them spilled it on the other, maybe I would understand. MAYBE.

8. An iPad. Because let’s face it: Both of them could afford to keep at least ten iPads in reserve in case their current one breaks.

9. A gift certificate. Nothing says “generic birthday gift” like $30 to Amazon.

10. A vending machine prize. What Gaga would think is cute and kitschy, Kelly would likely think is just cheap.

Anyway, at least they’ve called a cease-fire… for now. Who knows what might set one or both of them off next?

Lucia Peters is BettyConfidential’s senior editor.

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