So, Miley Cyrus bleached her eyebrows. I don’t really have much to say about this somewhat bizarre turn of events, but I wanted to share the pictures with you anyways. People without visible eyebrows freak me out, so I don’t want to go through this alone. I knew a kid in middle school who somehow convinced his parents to pay for him to get his eyebrows removed with electrolysis; he was already a bully, and then suddenly he became a bully who looked vaguely like an alien. Bad memories. No good.
I’m kind of curious about why Miley decided that her next move in a series of increasingly WTF the decisions should be to become the real-life version of the Celebrities Without Eyebrows meme. The meme is all but dead, with its primary source having ceased updating more than a year ago; maybe Miley decided that she would single-handedly bring it back to life? One of the many, MANY Twitter responses claims that she did it for a photo shoot, although that still doesn’t really explain it. Unless she’s participating in a photo study examining the last gasps of dying memes. Or something. I don’t know. Miranda Kerr seems to be coping with it fairly well, so at least there’s that.
Anyway, happy Thursday, Bettys! Would you ever bleach your eyebrows into oblivion? Why or why not? Inquiring minds want to know!
Lucia Peters is BetyConfidential’s senior editor. Tweet me! @luciapeters