It’s that time again, kittens! As we gather together and prepare our Thanksgiving feasts (how goes it in the kitchen, Butler, dear?), let us now forget the danger lurking at the edges of the holiday: Turkeys. And Meanie isn’t talking about the kind with wings.
In case a refresher is in order, allow Meanie to enlighten you. A “turkey” of the human variety may be defined as any one of the following:
- A person considered inept or undesirable; (The American Heritage Dictionary)
- A term of address for a child acting silly; (The Online Slang Dictionary)
- A person or thing of little appeal; dud; loser; OR, a naive, stupid, or inept person (Dictionary.com)
- A tool; a person who is not in with current culture and slang or is just generally uncool. (Urban Dictionary)
Accordingly, Meanie has assembled her annual list of Celebrity Turkeys for this fine year of 2013. From the mildly bizarre to the outright mindboggling, brace yourselves for some nonsense and shenanigans. Butler, dear? A few more mimosas for our guests when you have a moment?