What? Isn’t this what you look like when you go grocery shopping?
Teen divorceé (doesn’t have quite the same ring as “teen bride,” does it?) Courtney Stodden was recently spotted out and about post-“we’re splitting up” announcement from former hubby Doug Hutchison—and like many of us, she got a breakup haircut. Or rather, a breakup hair color. Formerly blonde (albeit an unnaturally platinum blonde), she’s now a deep, dark brunette. She also went grocery shopping—and by “went grocery shopping,” I mean “waltzed around a Ralph’s in the most impractical shopping outfit of all time.”
What to indulge in on this fine, sunny day? Decisions, decisions…
Mmmm. Sun Chips. Perfect.
All joking aside, though, things like this are why Courtney Stodden actually makes me kind of sad. Sure, she’s made a few advancements over the past two and a half years; but she’s been “performing” sexuality as long as we’ve been aware of her, and she doesn’t really seem capable of NOT doing it. Not even while doing some commonplace, everyday activity like grocery shopping. Who the heck wears shoes like while running errands?
Ah well. If she thinks this is her ticket to stardom, so be it—I doubt anyone would be able to change her mind.
I wonder how that whole “we’re still living in the same house” arrangement is going? Are these groceries for both of them? Or are they just for her?
Lucia Peters is BettyConfidential’s senior editor.