Or maybe they AREN’T braver than I am, because when Kim Kardashian and Kanye West go shopping on Black Friday, they close down an entire store so they can do it nicely in private.
According to People, the duo decided that they wanted to shop at a chi-chi Miami boutique called The Webster on the day of horrors that is Black Friday—but instead of waiting in line and barreling through the crowds like the rest of us plebes, they had the store close itself to everyone but them so they could go on a private shopping spree. Because ooooooooof course they did. About the scene, an onlooker apparently told the magazine, “People on the street were going crazy to get a glimpse of them. They were lined up around the block.”
…Or perhaps more likely, they were lined up around the block for one of these reasons:
– They were justifiably furious that for some reason, Kim Kardashian’s business was deemed more important than their own;
– They were hoping to be the ones to make Kim Kardashian PAY for the fact that her business was deemed more important than their own;
– They were lined up to score an amazing deal on a flat-screen TV from the Best Buy next door;
– Or, they were going for the Guinness World Record for Most Ridiculous Reason to Wait in Line on Black Friday.
Anyone else have any other reasons they can think of that all those people would be lined up somewhere in the vicinity of Kimye on Black Friday? Because we could do this all. Freakin’. DAY.
Lucia Peters is BettyConfidential’s senior editor.
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