Apparently Farrah Abraham’s $1.5 million pay day for her porn video wasn’t enough to afford her all of the ridonculous things with which she would like to fill her life—so she’s asking for everyone else to buy them for her with the aid of an Amazon wishlist.
I have so many thoughts about this. None of them are good ones.
The former Teen Mom Tweeted this little gem out over the weekend:
— Farrah Abraham (@F1abraham) August 18, 2013
In an effort to understand this baffling piece of social media, I clicked over to the wishlist to see what sorts of things Farrah would be dreaming of. I should have known better, and I paid for my curiosity with horror and revulsion. Never have truer words been spoken when I say this: What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Just so I don’t have to suffer through this hideousness on my own, allow me to share with you the worst of my finds. What does Farrah need three different crocheted monokinis for? Where is she planning on wearing that expensive and tacky-looking dress? Someone help me figure this out. Please. Before my brain melts.
Our descent into madness begins on the next page…