Decoding Men

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Decoding Men

What he says … and what he really means!

-Single Betty

A couple in a barWhen a woman wants you to know something, she tells you. But men aren’t like us. Dudes will tell us whatever they think we want to hear, but to truly understand them, you need to observe their behavior and then listen to what their actions say.

But who has time for that?!? Between work, Gossip Girl, and beers with the broads, it’s hard enough to find time to feed my fifteen cats. (Kidding about the cats-just embracing the cliché.) So I thought I’d put together a shorthand key to help you, the dating diva, discern what’s really on the mind of your man.

He says he’ll call and then he actually calls.

It’s possible . . .

. . . he misdialed because you have the same first name as a much hotter girl he actually wants to date.

But more likely . . .

. . . he actually wants to go out with you.

He leaves his favorite t-shirt at your house.

It’s possible . . .

. . . he left it as a reminder of your night together and as an excuse to come back again real soon.

But more likely . . .

. . . he’s forgetful.

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  1. Yes, yes yes, men always tell you what they think you want to hear, but that’s because most if not the vastest of vast majorities can’t handle the truth. And it’s not only the dude in the club that wants the one night stand. Even if a man is deeply in love with the woman of his dreams he has to lie to her. He cant tell her “oh my honey, that dress does make your butt look huge” if that’s not want she wanted to hear. Women don’t/never like to admit it but one of the things that she absolutely needs her love bear/fling wolf for is to make her feel good about herself because she can’t make herself feel good about herself. She needs us for support and reassurance.
    But about this article I would say 98% accurate. Men are dogs.. and you still fall for us!

  2. minshel.. you must have met a lot of needy women.. haha.. anyway this article is funny.. but for the last part.. is the best.. and women still bother to wait beside the phone for his call..

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