Mean Betty: Celebrities Cause Earthquakes!

Finally a sensible explanation for the earth-shaking in California.
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Mean Betty: Celebrities Cause Earthquakes!

Finally a sensible explanation for the earth-shaking in California.

-Mean Betty

Kim Kardashian

Kittens! Everything is suddenly clear to Mean Betty now, thanks to an Iranian cleric and his wise teachings on, essentially, the dangers of slutty women … They cause earthquakes!

“Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity, and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,” a leading cleric said during a Friday prayer service in Iran, according to the AP.

Of course! Doesn’t it make perfect sense darlings? Where do we have the most earthquakes? Why … in California! And what else do we have in California?

Megan Fox

Megan Fox! Surely tempting poor, defenseless (and apparently brainless and free will-less) men everywhere into debauchery and sin!

Read Mean Betty’s Guide to Naked and/or Airbrushed Celebrities

Not to mention …

Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus and her damnable short skirts!

And we’re not even safe from the elderly female celebs … why just look at this temptress/ harlot!


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  1. Haha, whooaaa! What is Betty White doing? She’s so funny. And even though Megan Fox is trying way too hard in that photo, I have to admit, she really is beautiful. And I love the color of her top.

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