Mean Betty's Questions for Oprah to Ask Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson is scheduled to appear on the talk show; here's what Mean Betty wants to know!
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Mean Betty’s Questions for Oprah to Ask Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson is scheduled to appear on the talk show; here’s what Mean Betty wants to know!

-Mean Betty

Jessica Simpson

So, Jessica Simpson is slated to perch on Oprah’s famous couch-o-love (not to be confused with the couch-o-absolution Tiger Woods has so far rudely declined, or the couch-o-fake-friendsies – see also: Sarah Palin) … Mean Betty can’t wait! Oh you just know Jessica-pooh has some good dirt to dish. And, since Mean Betty knows Oprah is a busy, busy lady, Mean Betty has thoughtfully prepared a list of questions for the Queen of Talk to ask the spunky young lady from Texas.

John Mayer and Jessica Simpson

1. How could you stand listening to John Mayer talk for all that time?
Did you buy earplugs? Were you taking Valium? How? HOW DID YOU STAND IT???!

Read Mean Betty on John Mayer and Robert Pattinson

2. Billy Corgan. Please explain.

3. What exactly is the secret to being “sexual napalm”? Is it something the rest of us can learn?

4. What was more embarrassing:
Messing up on stage in front of your idol, Dolly Parton, that time you mangled “9 to 5″ and then ran of the stage in tears and got cut out of the Kennedy Centre Honours program…
Or…
The time you wore these mom jeans:

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0 thoughts on “Mean Betty's Questions for Oprah to Ask Jessica Simpson

  1. khc1114 says:

    Haha love the Billy Corgan comment.

  2. jessica03 says:

    I used to remember watching Jessica on Newlyweds. Loved her back then. Now, shes just…um, what that’s word?

  3. clasifyd1 says:

    I just wish Jessica would find her confidence again & focus on one project. She can make a comeback, I know it! Haha.

  4. jenavive says:

    i’m confused by #7 – what’s jess’s beef with aniston?

    i have always loved jess despite the fact she seems to have a great deal of difficulty mimicking the postage stamp (sticking to one thing till she gets there) haha im hilarious i know. i used to like her a lot more as well back in her newlyweds days and when i saw her in concert i was totally stunned by her incredible talent, its just a shame she cant seem to follow up her early success the way other young celebs can ie britney & cristina

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