Mean Betty’s Questions for Oprah to Ask Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson is scheduled to appear on the talk show; here’s what Mean Betty wants to know!
So, Jessica Simpson is slated to perch on Oprah’s famous couch-o-love (not to be confused with the couch-o-absolution Tiger Woods has so far rudely declined, or the couch-o-fake-friendsies – see also: Sarah Palin) … Mean Betty can’t wait! Oh you just know Jessica-pooh has some good dirt to dish. And, since Mean Betty knows Oprah is a busy, busy lady, Mean Betty has thoughtfully prepared a list of questions for the Queen of Talk to ask the spunky young lady from Texas.
1. How could you stand listening to John Mayer talk for all that time?
Did you buy earplugs? Were you taking Valium? How? HOW DID YOU STAND IT???!
2. Billy Corgan. Please explain.
3. What exactly is the secret to being “sexual napalm”? Is it something the rest of us can learn?
4. What was more embarrassing:
Messing up on stage in front of your idol, Dolly Parton, that time you mangled “9 to 5” and then ran of the stage in tears and got cut out of the Kennedy Centre Honours program…
The time you wore these mom jeans: