Mean Betty on Jessica Simpson and Celebrity Boobs

From Jessica Simpson to Courtney Love - what's with all the boobage?
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Mean Betty on Jessica Simpson and Celebrity Boobs

From Jessica Simpson to Courtney Love – what’s with all the boobage?

-Mean Betty

Jessica Simpson

Darling ones, Mean Betty has a confession. Mean Betty has been so fixated on the scourge of the pantsless virus sweeping the nation that Mean Betty has failed to pay attention to another disturbing trend … the revenge of the boobs! Truly darlings, Mean Betty would not be surprised at all if pretty soon celebrities were just walking around stark naked. In all seriousness, why not just cut to the chase?

Read Mean Betty’s Celebrity Pants Fund

In case you missed all the cleavage action this week, allow Mean Betty to give you a little peek-a-boob at this week’s most revealing celebs. (Get it? Peek-a-boob? Oh Mean Betty just cracks herself up.) We had Mother of the Year Courtney Love’s triumphant return to Twitter in which she showed us her lovely new tattoos, conveniently located in such a way as to make a bra impossible whilst showing them off. (And no, Mean Betty is not going to show her pictures here. You can go see them here if you really want to.)

We had a topless Eva Mendes along with an artfully-bearded male model looking awfully greasy and grimy in the new Calvin Klein ads…

Eva Mendes for Calvin Klein

Tell Mean Betty, pets, doesn’t that look uncomfortable? Don’t they looks as if once they stand up they’ll be breaded with grit like a pair of extra-oily chicken cutlets?

And then of course we had Lindsay Lohan, who appears to have dispensed with her bra completely in this lovely ensemble:

Lindsay Lohan

Mean Betty loves Lindsay’s style decisions: the fedora stays; the bra goes!

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