Mean Betty on Mo’Nique’s Divorce Prevention Plan
Cheating is not a “deal-breaker” — what a clever and unusual approach to preserving the sanctity of marriage!
Mean Betty has to hand it to Mo’Nique: she has figured out the secret to a lasting marriage in Hollywood. Let him cheat! Truly, it’s beautiful in its obvious simplicity, isn’t it, kittens?
The Oscar-nominated actress recently sat down with Barbara Walters to divulge the secret to marital success with her husband Sidney Hicks, with whom she has twin boys.
“Could Sid have sex outside of his marriage with me? Yes. That’s not a deal-breaker,” she says. “That’s not something that would make us say, ‘Pack your things and let’s end the marriage.’”
Isn’t that enlightened? It’s actually, apparently, something that more than a few celebrity wives agree with. (Hi Elin!) While most of us mere mortal nincompoops would indeed haul out the suitcases if our husbands came home with lipstick on their proverbial collars, Mo’Nique has it all figured out.
“What if it’s 20 times?” she asks. “So what?”
So what, indeed?! Why bother with the mess of divorce court when you can just turn the other cheek! Clever lady.
Mo’Nique defines this little set-up as an “open marriage” – but she, it seems, is not taking advantage of the open-door policy. “Let me say this: I have not had sex outside of my marriage with Sidney. Could I have sex outside of my marriage with Sidney? Yes.”
Mean Betty doesn’t mean to be rude, but, given that Sid loves those hairy legs of hers, it may be best that Mo’Nique not experiment with bed hopping.
“We’ve been best friends for over 25 years, and we truly know who we are,” the happy wife continues. “Oftentimes, people get into marriages and they don’t know who they’re laying next to. I’m very comfortable and secure with my husband.”
Mean Betty will say, that sounds great. Compare those words to poor Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller. They, apparently, never know who they’re going to wake up next to.