Mean Betty’s Advice to Tiger and Elin Woods
The poor dears look as if they could use a little help from Mean Betty!
Mr. and Mrs. Woods seems to have gotten themselves into quite a heap of trouble, pets! It looks as if they could use a little advice, don’t you agree? Out of the goodness of Mean Betty’s heart, Mean Betty has some words of wisdom for the harried couple …
For Tiger, dear:
If, in case, you want to have an out of the way dalliance, don’t make the mistake of thinking Australia is merely a far-away land full of kangaroos. They have cameras there too, pet.
When a woman like, oh say Rachel Uchitel, is quoted as first listing a string of high-profile affairs (“… I’ve been romantically linked to a famous baseball player, a Broadway star, a musician and various film and television actors …”) and then states, “I will never kiss and tell,” DON’T BELIEVE HER.
Beware of canoodling with a woman who apparently has high-profile attorney Gloria Allred on her speed dial. If the “media insider” quoted on PopEater.com is right, you’re in deep you-know-what: “Gloria only works with clients that have a powerful story to tell and lots of evidence to prove it. She wouldn’t be wasting her time with Uchitel unless she has a bomb to drop.” Hmmmm!