Sex-Related Injuries Are Surprisingly Common

Watch your back, neck and fingers.

Sex-Related Injuries Are Surprisingly Common

Watch your back, neck and fingers.

-Jane Farrell

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Having sex can be dangerous to your health – at least according to a new survey.

The poll of 1,000 adults in the UK also found that 2 percent of respondents suffered broken bones in the heat of passion, while 5 percent had to take time off from work because of “sex-related injuries.” One third reported suffering lesser injuries such as an ache or strain.

“Sex is a risky business these days,” said a spokesman for the phone recycling business, www.Phonepiggybank.com, which commissioned the survey.

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The top 5 injuries, according to the poll: a pulled muscle; an injured back; carpet burns; a cricked neck; and battered elbows and knees. (The tenth most common injury: “Bending fingers back.”)

The top 5 places people were injured during sex: the sofa; on the stairs; in or on the car; in the shower; and in the bedroom. (One in 50 respondents said they had fallen off the bed.)

The top 5 household items destroyed in moments of passion: bed frames; wine and beer glasses; picture frames; chairs and tea cups. (Walls placed a close sixth.)

Said the Phonepiggybank spokesman, “Our advice would be to remove any dangerous objects well before you start making love—and take care while in the act.” (Daily Mail)

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0 thoughts on “Sex-Related Injuries Are Surprisingly Common

  1. Fashionista says:

    Haha this is funny!

  2. WikkidLilGrrrl says:

    i swear i almost broke my ex’s penis this one time…actually twice lol….it hurt him too but it didnt break.

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