Kim Shouldn’t Sing
Real Housewives of Atlanta, Season 1
Kim Zolciak gets the brilliant opportunity to work with music producer Dallas Austin, who’s a friend of her lover, Big Poppa. Dallas’ eyes widen in fear while Kim is in the recording booth and he quickly refers her to a vocal coach who says her voice is, “like a beautiful house with a crack in the foundation.”
Shane Threatens Jeana
Real Housewives of Orange County, Season 3
Proud mom Jeana Keough and pal Vicki Gunvalson drive 35 miles west of Chicago to see Jeana’s son Shane play in a minor league baseball game. Ungrateful douchebag Shane actually threatens his mother, swears at her and during dinner following the game, says, “You’re lucky I didn’t throw the bat at you when you walked on the field.” Ouch!