Simon Attends Girl’s Night Out
Real Housewives of New York City, Season 1
Leave it to the always creepy Simon Van Kempen to ruin a girl’s night at Jill Zarin‘s house. The Aussie insisted on accompanying wife Alex McCord to Jill’s fete and once there, his presence moved Ramona Singer to flip out and confess her many issues with controlling men while the other housewives stared in shock at her over-the-top reaction.
Kim on Guacamole and Kats
Real Housewives of Atlanta, Season 1
Poor Kim Zolciak - first she’s told she can’t sing, then the vocal coach asks her to spell cat and she says, “K-A-T.” Next thing you know, she and Sheree Whitfield are hanging out at Atlanta hotspot Rosa Mexicana, having a traditional bowl of guacamole and Kim has no idea what the green substance is. Apparently in her 31 years (I’ll believe that age when I see the birth certificate), she missed out on spelling lessons and avocados.
Lauri’s Cinderella Story
Real Housewives of Orange County, Season 2
Lauri Waring marries uber-wealthy George Peterson after slaving away in Vicki’s insurance office as an assistant/agent, handling son Josh‘s substance abuse problems solo and living in a shabby condo after her divorce. Now, Lauri and George live on their massive ranch with their Brady Bunch of children, riding horses and living happily ever after, while son Josh still struggles with a heroin addiction. That is probably as close to Real Housewives gets to a happy ending.