10 Reasons Why John Mayer Should Stop. Talking. Now.
We’re not holding our breath or anything, but here goes. If all else fails, there’s always duct tape.
Uh-oh. John Mayer opened up his mouth in front of a reporter. Again. Can’t bring yourself to sort through all the reasons why this guy needs to put a lid on it? Read our top 10 list, complete with complimentary Mayer foot-in-mouth moments.
1. He kisses and tells.
Or to be more accurate, John Mayer kisses and broadcasts in the crassest terms imaginable to the nearest national media outlet. Take this gem about ex Jessica Simpson, from his interview in the March issue of Playboy that has everyone talking:
“That girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just f–kin’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f–k you, I would start selling all my s–t just to keep f–king you.”