10 Best Celebrity Love Triangles
From Elizabeth Taylor to Lindsay Lohan, these celebs have been all over the map and back again!
Two infuriating questions have been driving me and my fellow pop culture junkies berserk for the past several months. One, why is 2010 the year of betrayal, and two, why does every cheater in Hollywood always trade down?
Case in point: Justin Timberlake and the incredibly nondescript Olivia Munn. This girl is so beige that it was like nails on a chalkboard when Us Weekly first reported that the two had “amazing sex” while JT’s partner of three years, the lovely Jessica Biel, was out of town.
Another shining example of the down trading trend is David Arquette and waitress/h*e-bag Jasmine Waltz. You’re telling me that goofy, hardly attractive David went from Cougar Town vixen Courteney Cox to that? Was he wearing beer goggles for a month straight?
D and C have supposedly been separated for a while and were allowed to see other people, but if you were David wouldn’t you do everything in your power to rectify the situation? What a fool!
Lest we forget about Jesse James, who brought love triangles back this year when it came out that the alleged white supremacist was sneaking around with Michelle “Bombshell” McGee during his marriage to Oscar-winner Sandra Bullock.
All this stupidity makes you wonder how these jerks make it through a day without falling into a manhole or torching the kitchen while attempting to light a cigarette on the stove after a pub crawl with Jose Cuervo and Jack Daniels!
Read on for more of our favorite, over the top screw-ups, and prepare to flip your lid…
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