Find a pair of nice flats that you can stand wearing at red carpet events. Don’t worry, kitten, you can still wear your Chucks—but Meanie would LOVE to see you go through just one night without them!
Meanie suggests: EXTRAA black gold flats ($99.95, stevemadden.com). These flats should satisfy the rock n’ roller in you while still keeping you red carpet ready.
8. Christina Aguilera
Lighten up on the self-tanner. Alas, you are beginning to reach Snooki-level orangeness. Not good.
Up next: Kim Kardashian + more!