12 Valentine’s Day Cards That Don’t Suck: An Awesome Etsy Roundup

From your significant other to your best friend to your mortal enemy, we've got you covered with Valentine's Day (and Anti-Valentine's Day) cards that don't suck.
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V Day Card nerdy

It might seem a little counterintuitive at first for two Daleks to declare their love for one another, but when you stop to think about it, it actually makes a certain amount of sense. After all, Daleks ARE the ultimate megalomaniacs, so obviously it would be possible for two of them to fall deeply, deeply in love. Since they’re y’know, exactly the same and all. Anyway, if you’ve got a Doctor Who fan in your life, this one’s a sure bet for amazingness. ($7, aCuriousCat)

8. Sexy:

V Day Card sexy

Sexy doesn’t have to mean showing it all. In fact, it’s often sexier when some things are left concealed. Also, pinups are sexy as hell. Wouldn’t you agree? Note: Not to be confused with Dirty (see above.) ($1, Graced12)

9. Quirky:

V Day Card quirky

Quirky people like mustaches, right? Or is that just hipsters? Either way, mustache + monocle = all kinds of awesome. There’s also a mix tape one if mustaches aren’t indie enough for you. ($4, PixieChicago)

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10. For Your Partner In Crime:

V Day Card partner in crime

I was actually given this card last year by my totally awesome boyfriend, and it is hands down the best Valentine’s Day card I have ever received. In the event that the print on it is too tiny for you to read, it says, “I’m so glad we met. I can’t wait to make a long series of horrible decisions together. Now pass me that dynamite.” Not that we here at BettyConfidential condone blowing things up… but you know what I mean. Ah, true love! ($8.95, punchcards)

11. Anti-Valentine’s Day:

V Day Card anti

You have no idea how difficult it was to narrow things down to just one card for this category. Seriously. There are so, so many wonderful, hilarious, often off-color Anti-Valentine’s Day cards out there. This one, though? This is something truly special. You see, Anti-Valentine’s Day isn’t just Singles Awareness Day; it’s Singles Awareness Day with a vengeance. Kind of like Bruce Willis in Die Hard. And that is why this one is my pick for Anti-Valentine’s Day Card of the Year. Cheers. ($3.50, VixensEmpire)

12. For That Person You Really, Really Hate:

V Day Card I hate you

You may as well tell them. ($5, chrismassingill)

Lucia Peters is BettyConfidential’s associate editor. She spends far too much of her free time looking at wacky things on Etsy.

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