7. Stuart Townsend
Is anyone else kind of sad that Stuart Townsend and Charlize Theron broke up? Just think of the extraordinary children they would have produced! Though bizarrely, no matter how many other projects Stuart Townsend does—The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Queen of the Damned, whatever—he’ll always be The Man Who Was Almost (But Not Quite) Aragorn in The Lord of the Rings. Ah well. Can’t win ‘em all. Bottoms up!