I expect many things from the Oscars, but if there is one thing I do NOT generally expect, it is the appearance of Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise.
You heard me.
You see, Kirk (or William Shatner, if you prefer) has been sent back in time to stop Seth MacFarlane from making this the worst Oscars ceremony of all time. There’s really not much I can say about this that will do it justice—just watch it. Trust me.