26. Be a rabid fan of something – even if it’s pole vault or the National Spelling Bee.
27. Be his biggest fan.
28. Ask exactly what you can do to help when he’s a jam.
29. Let him help you when you can’t open the jam jar.
30. Keep it real, keep it kind and keep it sexy.
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Carrie Seim, Betty’s L.A. Correspondent, is a writer and comedian keeping it real in L.A., New York and @ carrieseim.com.