7 Greatest Things About Having A Small Rack

Being small in the chest isn't all bad. In fact, a petite rack comes with some big advantages.
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7 Greatest Things About Having A Small Rack

Being small in the chest isn’t all bad. In fact, a petite rack comes with some big advantages.

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Alan Wieder became obsessed with his penis in 2005. Convinced that it was the smallest in the world, he spent the entire year poring over penis-size statistics, measuring his manhood (up to 20 times a day), and yes, even trying to increase his size through questionable contraptions.

Four years later, after going through lots of therapy and penning a memoir about his neurotic obsession entitled Year of the c**k, Wieder is finally at peace with his size. In fact, he’s even able to joke about it. He recently published a list of the “13 Greatest Things About Having A Small Penis” on Asylum (with items including: “10. You can relate to women better because you more or less have a vagina.” and “7. You have a fourteen percent better chance of talking your significant other into backdoor action.”)

We like Wieder’s positive attitude and sense of humor. So much, that after reading his list, we couldn’t help but feel inspired to write our own about another small something that gets its share of uncharitable jokes. We’ve decided to call it: “7 Greatest Things About Having A Small Rack.”

7. While all your girlfriends complain about their giant drooping breasts reaching their knees, you can feel good about the fact that your small drooping breasts will never make it past your waist.


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  1. I got implants… and sorta miss my small rack (went from a 34A to a 34C/D)! Can you believe it? some people (me) are never happy! Also – just had a baby and big pregnancy boobs on top of implants = huge stretch marked boobs :(

    I agree with the comment by “avesidoj” that this article sounds like it is mocking small chested women. I really wish this had been more serious. Small breasted women have more options for clothing and I think larger breasts make a women look larger in general. There are a million more serious reasons why small breasts are better. I wish I had considered them more before running off and getting surgery.

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