A Lament Over Brad Pitt's Lost Good Looks

The Sexiest Man Alive is looking anything but these days and our resident poet has a theory about it.
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A Lament Over Brad Pitt’s Lost Good Looks

The Sexiest Man Alive is looking anything but these days and our resident poet has a theory about it.

-Betty’s Poet Laureate

Brad Pitt

Pardon us, Brad, or rather, Mr. Angelina Jolie,
We noticed your sex appeal has been absentee.

We fell for the cowboy hitchhiker in Thelma & Louise,
In that nude scene with Geena you did aim to please.

You became a star, went on to be a true symbol of sex,
In Troy you ran around bare-chested, showing off pecs.

Brad Pitt

But alas, that was way back when you were top stud,
When Angie wore around her neck Billy Bob’s blood.

We get that six kids keep you busy all day and all night,
But no time for a quick shave? That just doesn’t seem right.

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Also, we do not approve of your recent awards coif,
Are you using too much product? Something is off.


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0 thoughts on “A Lament Over Brad Pitt's Lost Good Looks

  1. Brad use to look good but he has just let himself go..Is that Brad real hair in the pic??now old dog the bounty hunter wears hair attachments..Just wondering…

  2. Pitt has NOT lost his good looks…he is still a very handsome man…except when he wears that silly hat and has that beard. I don’t like your poem either…what is with calling Jolie the queen of the undead. How rude and untrue! He would not be better off with selfish Aniston. How many times does he have to say that he is HAPPY, that he would not change anything. Did it ever occur to you that he wants to be a FATHER now, NOT the sexiest man alive?! He still looks younger than Clooney, who, although handsome, looks more and more like a 60-year-old Cary Grant.

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