A New Threat to National Security: School Lunches
Beware of the sloppy joe’s and greasy cookies!
We have a new threat to our nation’s security. It’s not a weapon, but it could kill you with tastiness. It’s the cafeteria lunch!
Yes, retired military officers in the group Mission: Readiness conducted a study that found that 27 percent of 17 to 24-year-olds in America are too fat to be in the military. With fewer recruits passing the physical tests to qualify, our defences are getting weaker.
So put down that cafeteria pizza if you want to fight!
The retired officers are so worried about our overweight youth, they’re trying to push a nutrition bill to make school lunches significantly healthier.
That way, they can recruit the new skinny students! Take that, lunch lady! (Yahoo! News)