Britney Spears Wants Smaller Breasts
A timeline of Brit’s “girls” through history
Britney Spears confided this week that she has a love-hate relationship with her breasts, complaining that she wished hers were smaller.
Isn’t that kind of biting the hand that feeds you, Brit?
As an “under-endowed” girl, I’ve never been able to wrap my mind around the concept of wanting less breasts. To me it’s like wanting less air, or less money, or less Javier Bardem sneaking into your window to kiss you passionately and whisk you off to the Spanish countryside.
However, I’m certain my attitude results from never experiencing the pain of back aches or the tug of tight shirts or the ire of unwanted male attention. (I relish my hard-earned male attention.)
So let’s give Brit the benefit of the doubt. I suggest we take a little tour of her “girls” through history. I hope, for the sake of the historic record, we can decide once and for all: Which of Brit’s breasts are best?
If you could change your breasts without any cost or health risk, would you?