Madonna and Guy Ritchie Split
The Material Girl is about to feel like a divorcee. According to the New York Post, superstar Madonna and director husband Guy Ritchie are on the brink of announcing their divorce, after eight years of marriage.
This news, like a very sad prayer, leaves me wishing on a lucky star. I mean – if these two can’t make it, who can? Their marriage was arranged by tantric love master Sting and enlightened wife Trudy. It was infused with Kabbalah spiritual-zen-love-beauty-awesomeness. It was blessed with three children, trans-Atlantic luxury and what you know were some erotic evenings. (Where do you think the costumes for all her “Human Nature” videos ended up?)
The Post reports that the couple tried last-ditch intensive Kabbalah classes in New York to save their true blue marriage. Unfortunately, there was no ray of light at the end of the tunnel.
Gossip persist that Madge had a bit of blond ambitions on the side. According to rumors (and trash-talk from Alex Rodriguez’s estranged wife), Madonna engaged in les liaisons dangereuses with Yankee’s hitter A-hole – we mean A-Rod.
So, so long Madonna + Guy. I’m sorry it didn’t work out. I really liked you together. I guess sometimes relationships turn into too much Sticky and not enough Sweet. Hope you both find new love that lets you Express Yourself exactly as you like.