Can Your Boobs Cause an Earthquake?
We know they are deadly for many men, but one Iranian cleric thinks bubbies cause earthquakes – and one blogger wants to test his theory.
-Kathryn H. Cusimano
Ladies, did you know how powerful your boobs are? They may provide nourishment and make men weak in the knees, but one Iranian cleric says showing off your tatas can make the earth shake.
“Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity, and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,” Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi said. “A divine authority told me to tell the people to make a general repentance… Let’s not disappoint God.”
You hear that ladies? If we weren’t all (ahem, Kim Kardashian) showing off our boobs all the time, Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren would still be happily married, you wouldn’t be having naughty sexy times and the whole darn planet would stop shaking and spewing ash! This totally makes sense!
Except that it doesn’t. But in the interest of science, blogger Jen McCreight of Blag Hag is calling on women around the world to attempt a “boobquake” this coming Monday, April 26. Show off your girls, ladies, and while you’re at it, your legs as well. Let’s show Sedighi what our bubbies can do…or not do. Join the campaign here! (Newser)