Conveyor Belt of No-They-Didn't!

New speed dating show Conveyor Belt of Love is spectacularly awful.
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Conveyor Belt of No-They-Didn’t!

New speed dating show Conveyor Belt of Love is spectacularly awful.

-Carrie Seim

Conveyor Belt of Love

Admit it – at some point you’ve wished dating were as simple as showing up at the Man Factory and picking a Prince Charming straight off the line.

Well, in a delicious travesty of television, Conveyor Belt of Love granted your wish last night.

Five girls. 30 guys. One conveyor belt. Welcome to the new math of dating.

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In case you missed ABC’s craptacular speed dating special yesterday, imagine The Bachelor meets The Jetsons meets a pick-your-food-off-the-belt sushi restaurant.

Seriously. Someone at ABC, who probably gets paid disgusting amounts of money, green lit this project. A roomful of suits sat around and said – You know what would elevate the television arts in 2010? Let’s send a bunch of dudes down a conveyor belt and let hot chicks fight for them. America will love us!

The thing is – and please forgive me for the words I’m about to write – I couldn’t stop watching the nightmare roll past.


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0 thoughts on “Conveyor Belt of No-They-Didn't!

  1. livetogossip says:

    i loved this show SO much!

  2. kitty says:

    Must. Watch.
    !!

  3. Fern says:

    Why don’t we have this in real life??

  4. le-anne says:

    a must see.. lolz

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