PhePhe on Astrology
Today’s Horoscope – Monday, March 30
Aries March 21 – April 19
A verbal test of wills is likely at this time especially if you speak your mind. It would be wise to speak rather than act. You may find yourself impatient at the way things are progressing in your relationships. Perhaps if you take a much-needed break away you might work out those issues. You have cause for concern but it’s nothing that can’t be worked out.
Try: reading a magazine
Taurus April 20 – May 20
Winners come in all forms. And of course you are a winner too. In your day-to-day interactions you are viewed as a sensible and practical individual who appears to get everything she wants. Today, allow events to unfold naturally.
Try: going green
Gemini May 21 – June 21
You may not agree with decisions today. But yelling, screaming and punching won’t change the outcome. If you want to be a shining example in this world then think before you act – you’ll need an extra bit of self-control today but you can do it.
Try: breathing in an out for a count of 4
Cancer June 22- July 22
Fundamental changes in the way you see yourself and how you treat others are in store for you today. You may find yourself giving more even if it’s a smile or just a quick hello. Your emotions are set on high and you hold back the floodgate of tears that continues to overwhelm you. Share your thoughts and it may help you get a handle on what’s really bothering you.
Try: having a treat
Leo July 23 – August 22
Today’s a day for speaking your mind. Spend a moment before opening any door and ask yourself what’s the worse thing that could happen if you spoke the truth? With your track record for turning everything you touch to gold, probably nothing. Your relationship is a different story — so tone it down before you haul out the truth and nothing but the truth.
Try: tipping the barista more than usual
Virgo August 23 -September 22
It was bound to happen, regardless of the friendship that Sandra and Charla shared: Charla is now suing Sandra for $50 million after being mauled by Sandra’s chimp. Caution needs to be exercised today – if you feel something then do something. Don’t allow someone else to hold your personal responsibility in their hands. In a friendship, if it feels frighteningly unsafe it probably is.
Try: paying it forward
Libra September 23- October 22
Of course it had to happen — a Brazilian spider was found wandering among the bananas at the Tulsa Whole Foods. There are weirder things happening in your life today and all of them have you wondering if you woke up on the wrong side of the bed. That could be possible or it could be a direct result of you stirring the hornets’ nest last night and now you are suffering the consequences. Don’t fret, tonight promises to be low key.
Try: making someone happy
Scorpio October 23 – November 21
Haterade is defined as a beverage that is consumed by individuals who are jealous of others, thus fueling the need to speak negatively. Of course, the fashion editor Givhan would never think she was consuming a glass of haterade when she spoke of the First Lady’s preference for arm-baring outfits. Michelle has earned the right to wear short sleeves. But why should any of this concern you dear Scorpio? Today you will probably have several glasses of haterade and to counter the effect you will need to eat a slice of humble pie.
Try: something old
Sagittarius November 22 – December 21
First there was Miley Cyrus who believed she was entitled to meet Radiohead, now there’s Senator Vitter who threw a temper tantrum at Dulles Airport because the gate doors were locked. It must be wonderful to place yourself above everyone else but then again Sag you probably aren’t guilty of this common occurrence are you? You may need to apologize for your behavior today if you don’t keep your inner diva in check.
Try: tutoring someone
Capricorn December 22 – January 19
Someone in authority might set the record straight today and let you know how it really is. You may spend the day re-evaluating your personality and how it plays into your current situation. Take your lumps as if they were sweet because later tonight you will be granted a wish.
Try: donating your old books
Aquarius January 20 – February 18
When things appear crazy find a moment to laugh. There are so many examples in the news that can make one smile. Take the story of the resident in Hudson, Ohio who received a postcard in his mailbox that was sent in 1962. You can be expected to have a heck of a day. Today will stick in your memory and have you retelling the stories for years to come.
Try: taking a cold shower
Pisces February 19 – March 20
You may find yourself running into resistance as you try to initiate your plans today. Of course you could take your lead from Santino the chimp who threw rocks at his zoo visitors. Or you could barrel right through all the objections by having a well thought out plan of attack. Just be aware of your tendency to overreact. Nothing turns others off quicker than a sore loser. This is a good time to share whatever good fortune you have, money, food, thoughts or kindness.
Try: signing a petition