PhePhe on Astrology
Today’s Horoscope: Thursday, December 4, 2008
Aries March 21 – April 19
One good deed deserves another. Do a Trump to McMahon and help someone in need today. You will feel better. Try: eating just one Lays potato chip.
Taurus April 20 – May 20
Who needs an alter ego when you have your verve? Today the world is your pearl so walk proudly. We believe you can fly. Try: crashing an event.
Gemini May 21 – June 21
Relationships end and sometimes begin again. Ask Sarah and Jimmy if you don’t believe me. If you want him back just ask. You will either get a yes or a no but at least you’ll have closure. Try: lighting a candle and meditating.
Cancer June 22- July 22
Moving may not be so bad especially if you have $5 million to purchase a condo. Even if you don’t have the money, moving can provide a breath of fresh air. Make a list of the pros and cons then toss a coin and decide. Try: a game of Sudoko.
Leo July 23 – August 22
Life has taught you patience but not how to trust others. Perhaps this is why you seem to have difficulty in your relationships. Isn’t it time to learn to take baby steps in the trust department? Try: B-I-N-G-O.
Virgo August 23 -September 22
If you want to keep your relationship alive try sending him off with a love note tucked somewhere where he’s sure to find it (works for Heidi Klum). Or plan a date. Just leave the dependents at home. Try: a new signature.
Libra September 23- October 23
Regret is the only emotion that refuses to leave. It will mess your life up. Wreaks havoc with your health, and may send you to the loony bin. Apologize silently to yourself for your mistakes and move on. Life should never be considered a jail sentence, it’s just a time to learn. Try: placing a crank call.
Scorpio October 23 – November 21
Your life is at the crossroads. Decisions need to be made. Whatever you decide know that moving forward is better than standing still with no progress being made. Try: flossing three times.
Sagittarius November 22 – December 21
Dogs may be man’s best friends but you need someone who can talk back. Tonight head to the library to jump-start a conversation. Try: reading a new magazine.
Capricorn December 22 – January 19
Pay attention to details but leave the drama at home. You will need to make a decision based on limited choices. Go with your instincts. Try: tap water.
Aquarius January 20 – February 18
Your emotions are easy to read. Today you will have to close that book and put on the fake face if you expect to get through the day. Try: learning a magic trick.
Pisces February 19 – March 20
You will spend hours ironing out problems that you created because you couldn’t keep your mouth shut. Work it out. Next time before you open that trap – think about the ramifications. Try: LOL.