PhePhe on Astrology
Today’s Horoscope: Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Aries March 21 – April 19
On the Upper East Side of Manhattan there is a graffit artist who spraypaints “become your dream,” on garbage cans, old sofas, etc. Today you will be given an opportunity to become your dream. Be prepared to hear the knock and know that you are ready to open the door. Try: clearing out your junk drawer.
Taurus April 20 – May 20
Expect a promise to be broken. It won’t be as petty as Dr. Pepper reneging on a free can of soda to every American upon GnR’s new release. This breakee of promises may actually be sincere but the timing will be off. Don’t fret, just take it one moment at a time. Things do get better. Try: checking the smoke detectors in your home.
Gemini May 21 – June 21
You career has taken off but yet you still long for other things – perhaps it’s a baby or a farmhouse in the county. Take your cue from Miranda Kerr and hold that dream close to your blazer. You can have everything you wish for as long as you believe. Write out your plan today. Try: talking a military shower.
Cancer June 22 – July 22
You will need your energy today to focus on cultivating business contacts. Yes, we all want to decide who wears the most outrageous eyewear: Rihanna or Beyonce. But the truth is, today isn’t a day for anything other than business. Focus and maybe tomorrow you can spend time debating whose eyewear looks the funkiest. Try: writing a letter to your best friend.
Leo July 23 – August 22
Dustin Hoffman ate at the Shake Shack in New York City. Hilary Duff was seen eating at Cafeteria. Halle Berry was just caught shopping. These little news items sound wonderful but yet you can’t help feeling that there should be more to your life than wondering about someone else’s. Remember what track you are supposed to be on. Find a balance between your work, your personal life, and your fantasy life. Get busy. Try: staring without blinking.
Virgo August 23 – September 22
When was the last time that you accepted personal responsibility for you own actions? Today you will. Your friends are like Blake Fielder-Civil, blaming himself for Amy’s drug problems. You are the change. You have to admit that your actions cause reactions. Wake up and decide if tomorrow will continue like today. Try: giving an item to someone in need.
Libra September 23 – October 22
Nix the stereotypes. Some blondes don’t just want to have fun. Paris Hilton, while blond, is shopping for a record producer and she just came out with a line of perfume – Fairy Dust. Yes, she was born with a silver spoon but she is still trying to turn that silver into gold. You on the other hand have gotten so entrenched in believing what you have been told that you haven’t even begun to realize your potential. Go and have fun and remember that if Paris can turn silver into gold, you can turn gold into hard cold cash. Try: praying.
Scorpio October 23 – November 21
The thing with athletes today is that the public is tired of their shenanigans. You keep telling your friends that if you had Plaxico’s opportunities and money you wouldn’t have screwed it up. Yet opportunities have been coming your way for years and you’ve ignored them. Don’t judge someone unless you can walk in his shoes. Try: organizing your pictures.
Sagittarius November 22 – December 21
Watch what you say today. Before you start spouting off at the mouth listen to what is said and how it is presented. Your remarks have a way of coming back to hurt you. Just ask Sean Avery, who just apologized for his off-color remarks. Today before you answer speak count to ten. Try: reading a children’s book.
Capricorn December 22 – January 19
Today you will be asking yourself what is the purpose of your life. Before you get discouraged, ask yourself what it is you wish to accomplish and what legacy do you really want to leave on this earth. You can live your life like Odetta, who was the voice behind the civil rights movement or you can live wildly like Lindsay or Britney. What is important is that you live your life with no regrets. Try: stopping by a shelter to see if they need help.
Aquarius January 20 – February 18
You feel as if you have won a Grammy nomination. Today you will dazzle and razzle all those around you. You may even catch the eye of that gorgeous new hottie that has everyone talking. Be brave but don’t forget to turn on the sex appeal. Try: not answering a question.
Pisces February 19 – March 20
You have a tendency to want to know all the answers. Your friends call you the “go to” person, and you love that. But, today you need answers to a burning question. To help keep your mind off of everything try researching the history of hats. Those moments will give your mind time to work it all out. Try: walking up the steepest hill in your neighborhood.