PhePhe on Astrology
Today’s Horoscope: Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Aries March 21 – April 19
Admiring someone who can bring strong people to tears makes you cringe. When the yelling starts today feel free to jump in and quiet the storm. Try: doing without caffeine today.
Taurus April 20 – May 20
Romance is in the air. You will bask in the glow of being loved and needed. Tonight you will be wined and dined and loved. Enjoy the ride. Try: doing 25 jumping jacks.
Gemini May 21 – June 21
Forget about the competition in securing a sugar daddy. You are more than capable of taking care of yourself today. Depend on yourself to power your dreams. Try: layering.
Cancer June 22 – July 22
Helping the underdog has never been your thing. You root for winners only. Today that will change. Become Harvey Milk today and change what it means to be a fighter for human rights. Try: swinging on a swing.
Leo July 23 – August 22
Of course Georgia Bloomfield doesn’t want to be the president’s daughter. Her father is worth billions and he’s also the Mayor of The Big Apple. Play the lottery today; dream big it will happen. Try: ordering tortilla soup.
Virgo August 23 – September 22
Today you will have to speak an untruth that may hurt others. It’s unfortunate but, Holy Moly Perez, it has to be done. You can always apologize later. Try: going natural.
Libra September 23 – October 22
Your imagination is in overdrive. You have grand dreams and the plans to make them come true. If Oprah believes that your thoughts can bring about reality then perhaps you are on the right track. Try: chewing gum.
Scorpio October 23 – November 21
You are definitely a Red Hot Mama today. Your co-workers are amazed at your witty responses. Keep it coming. Try: catching a bus home tonight.
Sagittarius November 22 – December 21
Learn the difference between dreaming and fantasizing. Ten years ago Camryn Manheim was overweight, today she’s svelte. Stop saying you are going to lose weight and lose it. Try: typing with one finger.
Capricorn December 22 – January 19
Obligations time is over. You know that going home and being home are matters of the heart. Decide what’s important and stick to your guns. Try: shopping online.
Aquarius January 20 – February 18
Watch your spending today. If you can’t spend cash then don’t spend. Even Chad Ocho Cinco is counting his pennies these days. Try: sucking on a lifesaver – no biting.
Pisces February 19 – March 20
Your past is about to catch up to you. But don’t worry, your man is like Michael Phelps – he won’t hold it against you. Try: a hotdog with the works.