PhePhe on Astrology
Today’s Horoscope: Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Aries March 21 – April 19
Google has decided to step down as the world’s largest search engine and instead will begin manufacturing cars. April Fool’s! You are feeling rebellious today, and woe to anyone who gets in your way. There’s a limit to how much crap you are willing to take.
Try: living happily ever after
Taurus April 20 – May 20
Did you know that April Fool’s used to be celebrated in August? (Just
kidding.) Today you will have too many things to do and too little time to complete them. Either you will spend your day rushing about or trying to talk someone else into taking on some of your tasks. It may appear to be hard to bring everything together, but have faith in your abilities – if anyone can complete a gazillion tasks, you can. Later tonight you will find the time to relax and possibly entertain.
Try: eating out
Gemini May 21 – June 21
In 1996, Taco Bell released a statement that it had purchased the Liberty Bell, and in the future that bell would be known as the Taco Liberty Bell. Of course it was a joke, but at the time plenty of people called in to express their outrage. April Fool’s is one of the silliest days of the year and you can expect to laugh your way through it with grace. You could take the bull by the horn and prank one first, but then again you might enjoy a good story.
Try: downgrading your cable bill
Cancer June 22 – July 22
How silly can you be when you believe that Burger King has a left-handed Whopper designed for the lefties who walk among us on its menu? In 1998 several thousand customers entered BKs across the country and asked for the burger, so obviously some people do believe what they read. As you enter your place of employment don’t be surprised if you find yourself on the receiving end of a prank. There’s enough laughter left in you by day’s end to try a couple of tall tales on someone else. Enjoy.
Try: clearing your desktop
Leo July 23 – August 22
Watch yourself before you bend over to grab that pile of coins off the
ground. There’s a strong possibility that the money will be glued to the sidewalk in celebration of April Fool’s Day. Yes, hoaxes and pranks abound today as you struggle to finish your work; luckily you are good natured enough that most of the pranks will have you joining in rather than getting mad. Try not to let the good nature of the jokes get out of hand.
Try: hugging someone
Virgo August 23 – September 22
A couple of years ago, The Office showed a prank where a coworker placed a stapler in gelatin; that prank is still being repeated. You may want to bring your own office supplies to work today because someone is planning a great surprise for you. Yes, they know you have a deadline. You just need to remember that the idea of pranks is to release that little voice inside of you and have some fun. Don’t allow your need to finish everything perfectly to get in the way of some good-natured fun.
Try: shutting up
Libra September 23 – October 22
You love arguments for the sake of arguing, especially because you have that knack for forming an opinion that neither agrees nor disagrees with the subject at hand. As you start your day, you may need to find time to lighten up. What better day than today to play a prank? Since it would be so out of character for you to be silly, today’s a great day to step out of your comfort zone and agree to socialize in a crowd.
Try: walking farther
Scorpio October 23 – November 21
You can expect today to be filled with laughter. Of course it’s April
Fool’s, the one holiday of the year when you don’t have to purchase a gift, give thanks or even take someone out to dinner. Take a moment today to think how you can have fun, because that’s what today will bring, pure fun. You may want to call your significant other and give him or her a taste of the silly side of your personality. Remember there’s no glass ceiling in your world today, just you and your imagination.
Try: melting ice cream
Sagittarius November 22 – December 21
You are in a good position to work your way through matters that are important to you. As you arise this morning, give thanks for having a great support network in your life. You may find that several of your coworkers will enjoy playing pranks on you; some will appear to be malicious in nature, but they aren’t. With your “live life to the fullest” attitude, your friends just want to have fun and see if perhaps you can stop thinking about the almighty dollar for one moment. Have fun today and remember it’s April Fool’s, when anything goes.
Try: skipping dessert
Capricorn December 22 – January 19
Not being very sociable by nature, you may find yourself in a large crowd. Rather than withdraw into yourself, take a moment and enjoy one of those rare moments when you and the crowd come together as one. You may find yourself performing unnecessary actions today to fuel someone’s sense of humor. As they say when in Rome (and the Romans definitely have a story to go along with April Fool’s), do as the Romans do. Enjoy.
Aquarius January 20 – February 18
Things begin on a sour note as you leave your home today but will quickly turn around. There’s something to be said for a holiday that can make an adult go back in time to childhood. You will be the brunt of quite a few April Fool’s pranks. Take it in stride, as the pranksters are actually showing you how much they care. By the end of the day, your energy level may be waning, but an unexpected invitation will have you hopping.
Try: organizing your inbox
Pisces February 19 – March 20
As innocent victims fall for harmless pranks today, you may find your mood soaring. Today’s the day to show someone just how silly you really can be on this holiday. Come up with a few pranks of your own to lighten your otherwise busy day. Not only will the prank give you a boost in energy, but it will also let you see that not everything has to be so serious. Take the day in stride; enjoy the pranksters, as they make others smile.
Try: eating soup with a fork