PhePhe on Astrology
Today’s Horoscope: Friday, December 12, 2008
Aries March 21 – April 19
You will get your 15 minutes of fame today. Hopefully it won’t be negative fame (think: Gary Coleman) or even ugly fame (think: William Balfour). Keep your camera at the ready and don’t hesitate to use it. Please yourself first. Try: finding a store that sells penny candy.
Taurus April 20 – May 20
Who can blame Brad Pitt for hating the paparazzi? They follow his every move and they intrude on his personal life. Today your personal life and your work life will be in the spotlight. Before you let a minute pass, set some boundaries and stick with them. What you do at home is your business. Try: putting yourself in someone else’s shoes.
Gemini May 21 – June 21
The television show Lost continues to evolve and frustrate its viewers. Your life is a lot like this show. Today you will find yourself doing one thing and saying another. When your friends and family bring this to your attention don’t get defensive, just admit that you can sometimes be fickle. Try: meditating for five minutes.
Cancer June 22 – July 22
Facebook thought the Lohan profile was a fake and they pulled it from their site. With a little persuasion and numerous calls Lohan was able to establish her identity. Today you will have to spend some time convincing others who you are. Don’t take it personally, they are just doing their jobs. Try: 10 minutes of daydreaming.
Leo July 23 – August 22
Travel plans are in store for you. You really don’t want to go and wish that someone else would volunteer. Sorry, but you were chosen. Nevertheless make certain to pack concert gear. Hopefully your trip will take you to one of the sixteen cities where Stevie Nicks will be performing with Fleetwood Mac. Try: hopping on one foot for eight minutes.
Virgo August 23 – September 22
There’s no shame in admitting that you need help in your relationship. Today I would suggest that you mosey on over to your local bookstore and purchase the latest self help book like Jessica Simpson often does. Reading one of those books can improve your life and your relationships. Try: reading the ending first.
Libra September 23 – October 22
The Ruby Gettinger story is inspiring. Today your perseverance in sticking to your goal has everyone buzzing. Congratulations. Just continue to take it one day at a time and before you know it, you will have succeeded. Take care and keep telling yourself that you are a winner. Try: a game of Scrabble.
Scorpio October 23 – November 21
You can be so overbearing at times. Today you will have to battle to keep your principles in check. Whatever you do, please don’t do an Alli Sims (who blabbed about her former employer/cousin Britney Spears recently). Stick to the business at hand; let the others know why you are doing what you are doing. This way all parties will understand. Try smiling at strangers.
Sagittarius November 22 – December 21
You are really good at advising others but suck when it comes to yourself. Friends have been telling you that change is necessary to go forth. Maybe today you should consider dying your hair. If it works for Cameron Diaz I’m certain it will work on you. Try: eating 4 m&m’s.
Capricorn December 22 – January 19
Creed and you have a lot in common. The former members of the band are in talks to do a reunion tour next year. Both of you love to play the waiting game. In fact you both are especially good at bidding your time and seizing an opportunity. Especially those opportunities that are profitable. Try: laughing at nothing.
Aquarius January 20 – February 18
Catching people off guard is something you enjoy. Your friends think of you as difficult to pin down because you really don’t know what you will be doing next. Very often you say one thing (think: Mary-Kate Olsen saying she doesn’t want kids) and then portray the very opposite (think: Mary-Kate gaining weight and denying that she is pregnant), only to dazzle us with something else moments later. It’s okay. Be proud of yourself. Try: power napping.
Pisces February 19 – March 20
Miley Cyrus recently admitted that she is not embarrassed about the risqué photos that Annie Leibovitz took of her. You too will be faced with a criticism that may hurt your feelings. Who cares what the crowd says? You are special and if they can’t appreciate your “specialness” then tell them where they can get off. Try: looking at yourself without criticizing.