PhePhe on Astrology
Today’s Horoscope: Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Aries March 21 – April 19
If you were a boy what would you do differently? Break away from the old and start anew. Think differently all day. Try: saving today’s change.
Taurus April 20 – May 20
Keith J. may never write a book about his life but that shouldn’t stop you. Easy times are ahead. Go for the gold. Try: sprinting.
Gemini May 21 – June 21
Don’t feel bad about your dwindling finances. Even the rich are leaving things on the table – a $40K case of 1985 La Tache failed to sell at Sotheby’s. And you thought you had it bad. Try: giving yourself a manicure.
Cancer June 22 – July 22
In your pursuit of fame, you’ve forgotten about the less fortunate. Yet Aubrey O’Day finds time in her busy days to serve up a Thanksgiving meal to the homeless. Who is the bigger woman? Try: using a facial mask.
Leo July 23 – August 22
Things you do today will be noticed by those in power. Keep your hands in your lap and if you must adjust your thong, do it in private. Try: voicing your opinion.
Virgo August 23 – September 22
Behind your back your friends are comparing your life to a Jerry Springer show. Ditch the drama. Face the truth. Try: exploring your body.
Libra September 23 – October 22
Today is your Betty Day! A lot of Jennifer Hudson wannabe’s braved the cold for a chance at being the next dream girl. Don’t hate, they went after their dream, win lose of draw. Stop being complacent, and head for the top. Try: surfing the Internet.
Scorpio October 23 – November 21
Miley Cyrus may be 16 with her entire life ahead but that’s no reason for you to be jealous. Find a balance between the adult in your life and the little girl trying to get out. Try: visualizing gold raining from the skies.
Sagittarius November 22 – December 21
Someone may try to give you an addictive substance today. Don’t try it and don’t believe that you can beat can odds. Take it from Amy and Whitney, drugs are addictive. Try: learning 3 new words.
Capricorn December 22 – January 19
Tyra Banks may be “the fiercest” but you are fiercer. You know how to get things done. Today you are proficient, capable and on point. Try: repeating over and over “I am wonderful.”
Aquarius January 20 – February 18
Regardless of what Glamour says, polyester pantsuits are cheesy and oh-so-dated. If you want to look like a winner and not a career-digging wife of an ex-president then change your look. Your friends will appreciate it. Try: creating bangs.
Pisces February 19 – March 20
An old flame will contact you today. It may be that he’s trying to get back together with you (hint: Sienna and Balthazar) or he just may miss your wonderful laugh. Either way, don’t take it seriously. Try: doing 15 pushups.