PhePhe on Astrology
Today’s Horoscope: Thursday, February 26, 2009
Pisces February 19 – March 20
There are more sellers than buyers of real estate in these current times. Today it’s advisable that you not get caught up in the past. Take the real estate market. Get it out of your mind that just because your neighbor sold his or her home for a good profit three years ago you can still sell your home for the same price. Be realistic today. What worked yesterday may not work today, but that’s okay; change is good for you.
Try: eating fish
Aries March 21 – April 19
Giving someone your word, either verbally or in writing, and then failing to perform is considered a breach of contract in many cases. Although you hold others to tight standards, it is going to come as a blow today to learn that someone very close to you broke their word. You can either sue, like concert promoter Ed Strickland, who is suing Lil’ Wayne for canceling a show, or you can just chalk it up to the other person’s having a shoddy character.
Try: having a baked potato
Taurus April 20 – May 20
Today try to focus your energies into one endeavor or nothing else will get accomplished. You may think that you have the time to complete each task, but you don’t possess superpowers. In order to keep your sanity, take a couple of breaks while you’re working on your endeavor.
Try: strengthening your core
Gemini May 21 – June 21
Opportunities are in store for you today. Although you won’t be breaking any sales records (think: Rapper Flo Rida and his new hit single, “Right Round”), you will be breaking your own records. Do what has to be done, and your pizzazz and confident nature will most likely win the day. Excitement surrounds you.
Try: using margarine versus butter
Cancer June 22 – July 22
Changes to your personal space are in the stars today. For weeks, you’ve allowed the clothes to pile up and the closets to come undone, but tonight you are going to experience a burst of energy – so clear up the mess that has been brewing. Try to take it slowly or you may fizzle out before you make any progress. Friends will try to pull you away from the task at hand, but don’t let them.
Try: going grocery shopping after work
Leo July 23 – August 22
You can expect your home life to interfere with your career today. Yes, the critics have always said that you should separate the two to keep issues at bay, but unless you are superwoman, that can be impossible. Perhaps that’s why Warner Bros. has asked Guy Ritchie to reshoot five weeks’ worth of scenes for his upcoming movie Sherlock Holmes – he was making the movie while going through his divorce. It just goes to show you that stress and emotional upheavals are hard to keep under wraps.
Try: checking the batteries in your smoke alarm
Virgo August 23 – September 22
Give it to Kanye West for showing amazing restraint when it comes to boosting his ego (think: His interview in Details). You may be charming, dear Virgo, and often difficult to resist, but nothing spoils the party quicker than your bragging about how great you are. If you have nothing nice to say about anyone else, then don’t say anything nice about yourself, either; it gets boring after a while.
Try: speaking in pig Latin
Libra September 23 – October 22
You heard the critics, and you took them at their word and decided to make a few changes in your staid personality instead of wallowing in self-pity. The good news is that the changes are garnering praise. Just as Harley Davidson listened to the criticism from women and came out with a skyline helmet designed just for women. The bad news is you still aren’t willing to admit that you were wrong.
Try: playing a game of Numbrix
Scorpio October 23 – November 21
Putting time and a little money into improving your appearance will pay off in your personal and work lives. Who knows – you may even love the changes so much that you start acting like Victoria Beckham, who never has a hair out of place when she goes out in public. But don’t just focus on improving your appearance on the outside; you may as well go for the gold and work on the inside as well.
Try: scrubbing your floor
Sagittarius November 22 – December 21
It’s official – General Motors recently announced that they will be cutting over 47,000 jobs in the upcoming weeks. It’s understandable then that you would be worrying about your precarious position in life, but right now there’s nothing you can do except keep on trucking. Your home life is better than ever, and you are enjoying all the loving that’s coming your way.
Try: updating your wills
Capricorn December 22 – January 19
If at first you don’t succeed, then keep trying until you reach the pinnacle of success that you crave. Like actor Charlie Sheen, who recently launched a line of casual shirts called DaVinci Collection by Charlie Sheen, you’ve got to keep plugging away until you get it right. If you put in the effort, you will see the results.
Aquarius January 20 – February 18
Today spend a moment looking a gift horse in the mouth. American Idol hopefuls know that once they reach Hollywood (expenses are paid for by the show), anything can happen to push them to stardom. Your mission for today is to look at all opportunities as more than just a free ticket. Try to work with, not against, your teammates.
Try: challenging your mind