PhePhe on Astrology
Today’s Horoscope: Friday, December 19, 2008
Aries March 21 – April 19
You shouldn’t laugh when you hear the words sex addition, but one can’t help thinking that perhaps David Duchovny took his role as a serial adulterer on Californication too far. If he says he is an addict then we have to accept that. Today take care that your fantasy life doesn’t ruin a potential relationship. Expecting your word to be law isn’t the way to grow a relationship. Try: adding more fiber to your diet.
Taurus April 20 – May 20
You are stubborn and love to test your limits. Makes you sound like John Thain, the Merrill Lynch CEO who still wants his year-end bonus of $10 million. Your family would offer the two of you this advice — it’s time for you to rein yourself in because today you are losing sight of reality. Think about it before you decide to go forward and test your limits. Try: cooking a new vegetable.
Gemini May 21 – June 21
If the auto industry could be pegged as one zodiac, it would be you dear Gemini. You dislike taking no for an answer and they dislike taking no for an answer. Today your hard work will pay off. You’ve inspired the trust necessary to take the next step. Keep up the thoughtfulness. Try: goofing off.
Cancer June 22 – July 22
You may need a break from the family today. There’s nothing wrong with that. A close as Loretta Lynn’s family can appear they also go through small tiffs; which is why small breaks are necessary to keep things in perspective. Instead of heading home right after work head to a place that offers you peace and serenity. You need to go at it alone to maintain your sanity. Try: changing the batteries in your flashlight.
Leo July 23 – August 22
Your greatest gift is your ability to take any situation and turn it into a positive. That’s a wonderful trait to have. It’s too bad Paula Abdul doesn’t have you as a friend because I’m certain she wouldn’t be selling her home. Today your gift for turning sewage into fertilizer will be needed. Try: singing in the shower.
Virgo August 23 – September 22
Fran Drescher is getting things started by offering up her name as a replacement for Hillary Clinton’s Senate seat. Like your Aries friends you feel that life is a battle. Today there is no point in putting off a decision that needs to be made. Nor should you postpone. Forge ahead. Try: cutting back on one vice today.
Libra September 23 – October 22
You are always seeking balance, especially in your relationships. Because you have sought an ideal image for your mate and how your relationship should run you’ve no idea what to do next. Tonight take a moment to explain to your partner what your ideal image is and then work out a plan on how you can live with someone who doesn’t fit your image. Try: fitting a circle into a square.
Scorpio October 23 – November 21
You could never date Eva, The Spirit actress who hates jealous partners. With your history of intense jealousy your partners tend to shy away at the first sign. Why not try to control that jealousy by working a little harder today? It may keep your mind off where your partner is at this very moment. You aren’t in charge, you both are. Try: examining your feet.
Sagittarius November 22 – December 21
The “Stupid Girls” singer has a tattoo which says, “what comes around goes around.” Karma essentially is what you find in your life today. All the good deeds that you have performed over the past year will be reaping mountains of joy. Continue to explore that spiritual dimension of your life. Try: exercising outside.
Capricorn December 22 – January 19
Travel plans are ahead. Today you should start looking for fares and destinations. After working so hard, you feel like the Quantum of Solace actor Daniel Craig who insists that after completing his next movie, Defiance, he will be heading for some down time. You deserve a moment to relax. Try: talking to your parents about the benefits of exercise.
Aquarius January 20 – February 18
Your idea of quiet fun is helping people see that their lives are restricted and that the world is larger than life. You may not agree with Eubanks, The Tonight Show bandleader’s philosophy on his use of pot but one thing is certain – you agree that it’s refreshing to see people leave the cocoons of their lives. Try: carbon offsetting.
Pisces February 19 – March 20
Make certain that you and yours are singing from the same page today. Take your lead from Beyonce and Jay-Z who both have successful careers and who support each other in their respective careers. All of the half made promises will come back to haunt you if you don’t check in. Try: being ready.