PhePhe on Astrology
Today’s Horoscope: Thursday, January 1, 2009
Capricorn December 22 – January 19
You may decide to take out insurance today to guard your possessions against a possible loss; do it now before you end up like Hilton (whose house was recently vandalized.) Thinking ahead is great, but being proactive is better. Today, make sound decisions that will ensure that your life stays on course. Don’t allow any petty discussions to stop you from doing what you want. Take back control. Try: detoxing.
Aquarius January 20 – February 18
Worried about your image and what others may think? You and your family are speaking the same language today, despite recent spats. Courteney Cox told the Daily Mail that while she understands that some marriages end, divorce is not an option for her family. Of course she can say that, considering that her image is managed via a public relations rep. You, on the other hand, will have an uphill battle today, putting a spin on your self-image. Try: line dancing.
Pisces February 19 – March 20
Your girlfriend ROFLOL every time she thinks of you and your most embarrassing moment. But that’s OK, because you enjoy laughing at yourself as well. Today, the planets are ready to bless you with greatness. All you have to do is wait for the festivities to start. Life really is a bowl of cherries when you act as the topping. Try: exergaming.
Aries March 21 – April 19
Today you will experience several awkward moments when you will have to decide whether to push the envelope or eat the discomfort. Your life may feel like a page from Kendra Wilkinson’s, Hugh Hefner’s ex girlfriend, who will be tying the knot at Hugh’s Playboy Mansion. The best course of action will be to place a smile on your face and not to let the offending party see the hurt lurking inside. Turmoil can build stronger character. Try: playing the lottery.
Taurus April 20 – May 20
Expect today to close with a sunny to bright-sky outlook. The day will begin uneventfully and end with your feeling great about all that you have accomplished. Thankfully, your day will be nothing like Ben Stiller’s, who broke his hand during a recent snowboarding trip. You may receive calls from friends and family alike, expressing their dismay over your recent decision to go it alone. Don’t despair; with a little patience, they may come to understand that you need a little alone time. Try: eating eggs for lunch.
Gemini May 21 – June 21
Kurt Cobain’s smashed guitar just went to an unknown bidder for $100,000. Today, your longing for expensive toys may place a serious strain on your budget. With Champagne taste and Budweiser money, you may find yourself pulling out the credit cards to fund your ever-growing list of wants. Don’t give in to temptation today. The sooner you realize that it’s necessary to limit your splurges, the sooner you can start digging yourself out of debt. Try: participating in a team sport.
Cancer June 22 – July 22
The old adage that the sooner you get back in the saddle, the sooner you will be able to ride rings true today. Jennifer Hudson, whose family members were brutally murdered, is gearing up to perform at the 2009 MusiCares Person of the Year gala. For you, dear Cancer, it’s important that you find out what you are really made of. Some things can make you stronger and wiser, and the sooner you place the past where it belongs, the quicker you can start planning for your future. Try: biking, even if it’s cold outside.
Leo July 23 – August 22
Your heart continues to go out to those less fortunate (think: DJ AM/Travis Barker plane crash), and you often wish that you had a magic pill to rewind past days. Unfortunately, no one does. Today, take a moment to give thanks for all you have. Today is an incredible time for you to explore new areas of growth. Share your thoughts with those who will most likely understand that you are a sensitive person underneath all that bark. Try: skipping salt.
Virgo August 23 – September 22
Friends and family alike may refer to you as Kate Winslet after reading her latest interview, in which she describes herself as unfiltered, frank and blunt. You prefer truth to glossed-over truisms. If you had your way, everyone would express emotions with candor. Today, don’t blame the messenger who hints at the truth; not everyone has your ability to get straight to the point. Try: writing postcards.
Libra September 23 – October 22
Your life is a mystery. Those friends of yours have always thought of you as a rock. Solid and dependable, you have kept to yourself for years, only letting a few know who you really are, not because they aren’t interested but because you prefer to listen rather than divulge. Today, expect the tables to turn. Like Katie Couric, you will have the chance to answer questions that are personal in nature. You can either clam up or open up. No one will judge you if you choose to open up. Try: swapping blue tortillas for white ones.
Scorpio October 23 – November 21
You love nothing better than righting a wrong. That’s you in a nutshell. You may decide to follow your intuition today. If that’s the path you choose, you will triumph. Take your lead from Doreen Giuliano, whose son was sentenced to 25 years for a slaying he didn’t commit. Doreen took the law into her own hands and went undercover to uncover the truth about what really happened. The two of you believe that family always comes first, even at the risk of your safety. Try: making a wish list.
Sagittarius November 22 – December 21
Like the Duggars, who welcomed another addition to their family (think: TLC Network’s 17 kids and Counting) with an 18th child, you will have a chance to spread the good news today. Nothing cheers you up more than being the center of attention. With your open-mindedness and ability to truly be interested in everything and everyone you, you can expect people to support you emotionally. Spread the good news and expect applause. Try: writing thank-you cards for last year’s gifts.