PhePhe on Astrology
Today’s Horoscope: Friday, January 2, 2009
Capricorn December 22 – January 19
Considered practical, ambitious and calculating, you will enjoy spinning today’s excuse to relieve yourself of completing a task. Unlike Lindsay and Samantha, who create drama wherever they happen to land, you abhor drama. You consider yourself above the fracas, but don’t settle back, because some will see straight through your excuse. Try: using baking soda.
Aquarius January 20 – February 18
When it comes to welfare, there are two types of people: Conservatives who tend to think that welfare is abused and that people should have to work for their check, and liberals who believe that welfare is a necessity. Today, you may have to use those deep humanitarian instincts of yours and help decide a matter that will cause great stress to those you love. With your nack for originality, you will no doubt come up with a solution to please all parties. Try: watching a love story.
Pisces February 19 – March 20
You may become more aware of the world around you and the problems that exist. Your tendency is to be self-sacrificing, but you can’t let others’ misfortune take over your day (think: recent accident at David Copperfield’s Vegas show). You can’t tackle the world; it just isn’t realistic. Instead focus on forging alliances with like-minded types who can help you renew your spirit. Try: being strong.
Aries March 21 – April 19
Beyonce spent two weeks on the Master Cleanse. Mariah invented her own “morsel diet” to slim down, and Oprah has been said to spray Windex on her food. What do diets have to do with you today? Diets are about discipline. What you put out, you will receive. In other words, if you can maintain a goal in your mind, you will do it your way to achieve the end results. You charge ahead, giving little thought to asking those around you for support. Try: creating something with your hands.
Taurus April 20 – May 20
Your ability to always have enough cash for your wants and needs is uncanny. When Miley Cyrus asked her parents for an increase in her allowance (from $100 a week to $1,000 a week), considering that last year she earned $25 million dollars, you didn’t bat an eye. More than any other sign, you have the ability to get what you want financially, and today will be no different. Try: eating in tonight.
Gemini May 21 – June 21
Your family will accuse you of doing less work around the house than they do. You probably do twice as much, but because you make it fun by entertaining everyone around you, no one notices that you not only got the job done hours ago, but you never mentioned completing the task. Your forte is satire, and today here’s a tidbit for you to get in a jab at someone else – some guys do have all the breaks. Eva Longoria Parker purchased a bar for her husband, Tony Parker. That should get you going today. Try: being coy.
Cancer June 22 – July 22
The idea that Suri may have her own fan club appeals to your “family first” nature. Today, you will be pushing your luck to win over a recent love interest. Instead of trying to win at your own game, take a moment to analyze his or her game, and then learn to play by those rules. Your interest will only be rewarded when you realize that losing is not an option. Try: doing 25 crunches and 15 push-ups.
Leo July 23 – August 22
Change is in the air. With the New Year starting, you have grand plans to change something about yourself and show the world that you aren’t as stiff and unyielding as they think. Your changes may not be as earth-shattering as Robert Pattinson cutting off his trademark long hair, but they will be noticeable. You are the ultimate showman, and with your flair for success you will no doubt dazzle your friends with your over-the-top personality. Try: heading to the grocery store.
Virgo August 23 – September 22
You have never been interested in being the most popular – or even predictable. In fact, you see nothing wrong with Tom Cruise missing his wife’s 30th birthday for professional reasons. There are many opportunities arising today that will allow you to balance your family and work lives. Take heed of any discontent, analyze the problem and come up with a solution that pleases all parties. Try: giving up sweets for the day.
Libra September 23 – October 22
Watch out, Jennifer, because Lisa Rinna is planning to show her goodies in an upcoming photo spread. You may be worrying about your health today, especially in light of the New Year. Think about taking baby steps instead of leaping full force onto the treadmill. You may want to think about asking someone to partner with you in your quest to make 2009 a smashing year. Try: making life smile back at you.
Scorpio October 23 – November 21
Unlike Taylor Swift, who recently admitted that she didn’t have any friends while she was growing up, you have a full network of friends and family to turn to. Today’s the day to take a moment and phone people you haven’t spoken to in a while. You may be able to find a way to boost your determination to succeed at your resolutions if you reach out for help. Just remember that your energy level is quite a few times higher than that of those surrounding you, so rein it in when you feel that competitive spirit raising its head. Try: ringing a bell.
Sagittarius November 22 – December 21
It’s a wonderful world when everyone can put aside their differences and just get along. Take your lead from T-Pain and Tim McGraw, who head to the studio to give the world a little bit of rapountry. Now, if only you could get yourself together to put aside your differences with a family member and try to make a go at it. If you want something, Sagittarius, then go after it, and with your cunning, you will definitely win at the game of life. Try: sucking on a Life Savers candy.