PhePhe on Astrology
Today’s Horoscope: Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Capricorn December 22 – January 19
You have endured long periods of enforced growth and limitations in your relationships. The one thing you have learned over the years is that communication is the key to making relationships work (think: Cate Blanchett). Today, you need to take a moment to increase your level of communications to maintain the stability. In order to receive, you will have to open up to giving more. Try: opening a door for someone.
Aquarius January 20 – February 18
Wielding a protective cast on his hand, Shia LaBeouf was spotted out and about in Hollywood. Today, you need to get out of that shell and hit the world with your feet first. Stop procrastinating and making excuses for not getting out. Find the motivation to stop letting your friends and family entertain you – today, it’s up to you to make your world rock. Try: picking up a piece of trash.
Pisces February 19 – March 20
Kabbalah may be Madonna’s religious practice, but today you will have the opportunity to rethink just what makes your world tick. You may experience a flash of insight into how much you really know about this universe. You have ambitious goals for yourself, but your tendency to whitewash your world has kept you from doing any serious thinking about your state of consciousness. Try: cleaning a window.
Aries March 21 – April 19
When you encounter a coworker who appears to be lying about events (think: Herman Rosenblat’s Holocaust love story and its recent exposure as being false), your first instinct may be to help him or her out of the jam. Don’t – you can’t always be the one to impart a lesson. While it’s true that taught sense is better than bought sense, you need to sit back and let the person work out the issues. Try: eating Peruvian food.
Taurus April 20 – May 20
Today, will be one of those days that will feel longer than ever. Your friends will no doubt be talking about the same old thing, as if they had an inside view (think: Beyonce and her put-down of the Jackson family). Even your relationship will feel stale. It’s time for you to open up those creative gates of yours and do something about the stalemate that has become your life. Try: transplanting a weed – they are flowers.
Gemini May 21 – June 21
If you can’t fix it, you only have two options: To junk it or accept it. Issues will cross your path today that will make you wonder why you continue living in the dark. According to a recent poll on BettyConfidential.com, 64 percent of people are not living the life they thought they would be living. This speaks volumes, dear Gemini, as it’s time for you to begin junking those things you no longer wish to be a part of your life. Try: complimenting a nerd.
Cancer June 22 – July 22
Events today will make you laugh out loud. You may find yourself shaking your head over the crazy things that happen in life. You will find yourself rolling with life’s oddities. You know more than anyone else that life is topsy-turvy and that you can deal with whatever comes your way. Try: smiling at the village drunk.
Leo July 23 – August 22
Reality is what you make it. Have you noticed lately that your business relationships are getting a little strange? If you suspect that your coworkers don’t have your back, they most likely don’t; you may want to investigate why. Take a page from Dane Cook, who found out that his half-brother was embezzling from his accounts, and then step up to the plate to take action. Try: cleaning up a room.
Virgo August 23 – September 22
According to BettyConfidential.com, the biggest lie on the planet is that when you get what you want, you will be happy. This is true for you, but the real question is why are you putting your happiness on hold? You are the one responsible for setting the conditions for when and how happiness can occur. Today, all your stars are aligned and everything in your world is perfect – so what’s keeping you from being happy? Try: creating a plan.
Libra September 23 – October 22
You have friends who have gotten so drunk or high, you have spent hours contemplating why they can’t face reality. Like with Chyna, the WWE star who was recently hospitalized for drunkenness, you have to wonder why someone would do that to themselves. Today, things may change for the worse and the roles reverse. What’s clear is that you will view the world differently tomorrow. Try: cleaning up a vacant plot.
Scorpio October 23 – November 21
When Plaxico was recently arrested, he would have been wise to look toward you, dear Scorpio, as a shining example. Experience has taught you one thing: How to handle extreme states of stress. The power of your mind and the strength of your indomitable willpower have kept you going. No matter what the day brings (which it will be mainly good things), you will weather the storm, thanks in part to your wonderful spirit and excellent take on life. Try: creating a list of things you need.
Sagittarius November 22 – December 21
You may be wondering whether your luck will hold out today, but ask yourself why you would want to trust your fate to luck. Think about this: When you are speeding down the highway, is it luck or good fortune that you aren’t pulled over that day? I’m certain Matt Dillon wishes that fortune had shined on him when he was pulled over for exceeding the speed limit by 40-plus miles per hour. Try: making a list of the things you can’t do without.