PhePhe on Astrology
Today’s Horoscope: Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Pisces February 19 – March 20
You can bet your bottom dollar that whatever money you have today will be wisely spent. Just don’t look to major corporations for guidance (think: GM posting a $9.6 billion loss, and that’s after receiving bailout money), because there’s nothing useful that they can teach you about budgeting. Pay careful attention to your life – in the next few hours, you may learn something useful.
Try: threading a needle
Aries March 21 – April 19
An intense emotional encounter may happen today with someone you least expect. You could sum the experience up by thinking of the Chris Brown/Rihanna relationship, or you could just recognize that some relationships are more intense than others. You may be objective when it comes to your friend’s relationships, but not when it comes to your own. There is a light at the end of the tunnel; it is not an oncoming train but another day, starting tomorrow.
Try: adding cayenne pepper to popcorn
Taurus April 20 – May 20
Its official: Michael Jackson has announced that he will be performing in London (10 shows in the O2 Arena) this July. Wow! If you feel as though your career is blocked, look up – if Jackson can make a comeback, anyone can succeed. There may be intense competition at work today. Ignore the haters and just do your job. You may find yourself holding in anger today, but that’s to be expected. Tonight, when you get home, let off some steam.
Try: drinking a cup of tea before heading to bed
Gemini May 21 – June 21
When life hands you lemons, you’re supposed to make lemonade. That’s what Mary Davis, the 76-year-old who fell into her recycling bin, was probably thinking as she lay there for two days until a concerned neighbor found her. Take this story and find a way to laugh because your life is not as bad as you think. In fact, things are improving; just look around. A positive outlook is predicted for today.
Try: stopping by a thrift store on your way home
Cancer June 22 – July 22
You probably loved Sleepless in Seattle, but who would have expected that it would be heading for Broadway? Right now you are probably in need of some much-needed affection – perhaps a hug would be okay? You may be feeling out of touch right now, which isn’t going to make you any new friends. Rather than show your moodiness, perhaps you could try for a lighter note and pretend that you just received that hug.
Try: whipping up your own yogurt parfait tonight
Leo July 23 – August 22
Today’s your lucky Betty day. It really doesn’t matter what the nation thinks of Brad Pitt and his wife Angelina Jolie because those two have shown that they care. With his recent appearance to discuss his Make It Right foundation, you have to give them both credit – they actually put their money where their hearts are, unlike Jennifer, who recently admitted to spending $50K on her hair while promoting
her last movie. You may find today that new roles suddenly crop up for you while the old ones end with a bang. Don’t compromise your feelings to suit strangers – this is your life, so live it and remember that for every action there is a reaction.
Try: examining your breasts
Virgo August 23 – September 22
There are exceptions to every rule, as you well know. However, 911 is not to be used for non-emergencies as Latreasa Goodman of Florida recently found out, when she phoned three times to report that her local McDonald’s was out of McNuggets. You should be feeling a bit daring today, but present circumstances have you feeling hemmed in by the limits that you’ve placed on yourself. Do yourself a favor and take the rules literally today.
Try: making sangria
Libra September 23 – October 22
It took a while, but Disney is finally coming out with its first Black
princess character. She will be making her debut in The Frog Princess, a fairy tale about a girl named Maddy who lives in New Orleans. Patience, my dear Libra, is truly a virtue. Today, when you find yourself in a tight spot, look up and grab hold of your determination to reach new heights. It works if you will only be patient.
Try: flipping a coin
Scorpio October 23 – November 21
The signs above the door may read “over 18 only,” however it’s only because the waitresses at the Grand View Coffee Shop are now going topless. That’s right, you can now get your freak on while you sip your morning java. No kidding. The thing you should remember today is that what you read and what you see are two different things. Before you jump to conclusions, get the entire picture, and then make your mind up.
Try: buffing your shoes to a high gloss
Sagittarius November 22 – December 21
Robin Williams is canceling his one-man show, Weapons of Self-Destruction, to undergo heart surgery. Luckily, he has health insurance, unlike many Americans in this country who do not. Today, your thinking is rather dark and gloomy. Not because of your financial situation but because you are just feeling the weight of your home life come down on your shoulders. Unfortunately, things may not improve right away, but there is hope – you may receive a gift that will have you smiling again.
Try: not watching television today
Capricorn December 22 – January 19
The thought of dying can be both overwhelming and overbearing. Yet, everyday people are faced with knowing that their time is limited. As Jane Goody prepares to leave this earth, the world stands by and in some cases watches her passing you have to be wondering about your own mortality. You may find yourself wondering whether or not you have left a viable memory on this earth. Only you know the answer to that question. Today you will find yourself awakening to the deeper reality of your existence.
Try: melting jelly beans
Aquarius January 20 – February 18
When the Arkansas police found 500 lbs. of weed on Fabolous’ tour bus, the question remained whose weed was it? The burden of responsibility may be eased but not removed for you today. Your confidence may be below average today, but nothing but pure facts can increase your ego’s daily need for applause. You may receive advice from someone whose opinion you value.
Try: making biscuits from scratch