PhePhe on Astrology
Today’s Horoscope: Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Pisces February 19 – March 20
Life’s greatest friendships sometimes begin where you least expect them. It’s this type of relationship that you are seeking today – something that can sustain you through the dark days ahead. Today, you can expect a deep memory to guide you as you find your way through the day.
Try: scouring your tub
Aries March 21 – April 19
Cost-cutting measures are in store for you today. Perhaps it’s time for you to trade in those champagne tastes and head over to Target (which recently started stocking Alexander McQueen’s new collection), the retailer known for providing great bargains at even better prices. Your energy appears to be high, and ideas are flowing. Today, you have the opportunity to take those ideas and turn them into cold, hard cash.
Try: examining yourself in the mirror
Taurus April 20 – May 20
You may receive a financial influx today, but you may want to consider holding in the reins before you go on a spending spree. And if you really want to save money today, then try grabbing one of the million free sub coupons that Quiznos is giving away. Circumstances may find you rethinking your financial values. Take note: Less is best nowadays.
Try: hand-washing your sweaters
Gemini May 21 – June 21
A number of Americans are finding creative ways to increase their income in today’s economy. Take Taylor’s Bakery, which is trying to add the pizza cone to their menu (think: A cone made from pizza dough, filled with cheese, sauce and toppings) in hopes that the customers will flock to their store. Sounds like a winner. What ideas do you have that you are holding back? You may think that it would be impossible for you execute your idea, but if the idea is good, you’ll find the capital.
Try: surfing the Web for inspiration
Cancer June 22 – July 22
Differences abound in the human race, yet some differences make people uncomfortable. Take Cerrie Burnell, the BBC host who was born with only one hand, for example. The network has received several complaints because of her disability, but thankfully they’ve chosen to ignore them. You should be striving to find the beauty in others rather than the differences. It might be enlightening if you listed your faults and then envisioned how you would feel if someone were to point them out.
Try: reading the ending first
Leo July 23 – August 22
Ryan Allen, aka Reann Ballslee, a drag queen, has been named the first-ever cross-dressing homecoming queen at George Mason University. Way to go, GMU. Of course, you don’t have to agree with the school’s having voted Reann in, but you do have to admire that the voters appear to have accepted different gender paths. Perhaps you should take a cue from GMU and learn that small steps can lead to a broader acceptance. It’s a great time to be an individual – differences are wonderful.
Try: writing a short story
Virgo August 23 – September 22
Try: eating five grapes
Libra September 23 – October 22
This year, there were significantly more women of color on the runways during Fashion Week. It would be nice to believe that this was a direct result of a softening of attitudes, but according to several sources, it’s Michelle Obama’s eye they wish to catch. Whatever comes up today will be unexpected, but your ability to think on your feet will allow you the chance to make a decisive move.
Try: not talking for three hours
Scorpio October 23 – November 21
Regardless of what your friends tell you today, take your own advice on what you should do about your fledgling relationship. Of course, you’ve surely heard by now that Rihanna and Chris Brown are back together. Like the two of them, only you know what you can put up with and what your relationship is like, away from the prying eyes of your “friends.” If you think the person you are dating is worth it, then to hell with those people. True friends don’t pass judgment.
Try: swallowing a sword
Sagittarius November 22 – December 21
This is definitely a time for joy. Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are
expecting another child. Closer to home, you can expect your relationships with the opposite sex to intensify and practically sizzle. Your social attitudes may be strongly influenced by your emotional needs, so think before you speak. Like Nicole and Joel, you need something to celebrate about. It doesn’t have to be a baby, but it should be something wonderful.
Try: tweezing your eyebrows
Capricorn December 22 – January 19
Even though the economy is under fire, there is still hope that you can find your perfect job. In 1994, Cameron Hughes attended an Ottawa game drunk and his antics caught the attention of the owner. He now makes six figures a year to fire up the crowd. When you believe the job world is no longer fired up, remember Cameron, a man who (inadvertently) created his own job. Think about it, Capricorn: If you want something, do what you are good at. It also helps if you like what you are doing.
Try: playing strip poker
Aquarius January 20 – February 18
You can get the attention of others if you emphasize whatever it is that is most attractive about you. If it means putting it out there and flaunting it, then do it. Like Lisa Rinna, a former contestant on Dancing with the Stars, who is all set to pose for Playboy again (she first posed 11 years ago, when she was pregnant), you need to flaunt what you have. Your need for adoration is strong right now.
Try: a quick game of Sudoku