PhePhe on Astrology
Today’s Horoscope: Thursday, March 12, 2009
Pisces February 19 – March 20
In a recent study conducted in France, cell phone usage by the staff was responsible for spreading infectious disease. Definitely sounds plausible when you stop to think about it. Today, brilliant ideas will come to you, yet you will forget them by nightfall. It’s not for lack of trying; its just lack of organizing. You may want to carry a small notebook around for just those reasons.
Aries March 21 – April 19
Good news is on the way. It may not be as earth-shattering as Vince Vaughn’s proposing to Kyla Weber, but you can rest assured that you will be celebrating. Look on this occasion as a time to put to rest the haters who believed that you wouldn’t achieve your goal. You’ve done it again, and if things keep going this way, you will no doubt continue on the path to success.
Try: laughing at your friends
Taurus April 20 – May 20
Hugh Hefner will not be giving Kendra Wilkinson away on her wedding day to Hank Baskett. Like Kendra, you can chalk up your disappointments and then look around for other opportunities to make your plans work out. With your aptitude for plowing through things, you just might make things better off by resorting to plan B or even C. Never believe for one second that you aren’t creative, wise and wonderful. After all, you are the bull.
Try: drinking water
Gemini May 21 – June 21
This is your lucky Betty day. Jessica Capshaw will remain on Grey’s Anatomy for the near future, and you’ll no doubt be in the same place (whether its mood, career, relationship, etc.) for a little while longer. No need to hurry change, as it’s on the way regardless. So take a break from daydreaming and settle for what you have. There are plenty of blessings around you. Try: following a gluten-free diet today
Cancer June 22 – July 22
What possesses people to fake an online account under someone else’s name? Recently someone faked a Twitter account using Emma Watson’s name to announce that she would be accepting enrollment at Yale, which was untrue. Today, note that anything you read or see could be the work of a con artist. Listen to your intuition – it’s rarely wrong.
Try: using speed dial
Leo July 23 – August 22
Enough of Jeremy Piven – the actors’ union sided with him but the producers for Speed-the-Plow will now try to convince an arbitrator that Piven’s doctors note claiming mercury poisoning was bogus. Regardless of the outcome, he can pretty much hang his reputation out to dry for a while. This is something that you know all too well, Leo – controversy sometimes forces people to choose sides, and when they do, it takes a lot of convincing to get them to change over. Today, it would be wise to not eat any fishy
Try: eating bean sprouts
Virgo August 23 – September 22
Remember John Graziano? He was the young man left in a vegetative state after Nick Hogan’s car crash in 2007. Well, his father was arrested for trying to solicit a hit man to kill his estranged wife. Sometimes grief can follow a family like a shadow follows the direction of the sun. Rather than allow things to spin out of control (like Graziano’s father has), take a moment today and face up to what you have been trying to ignore. Deal with it in a rational manner.
Try: staying in a hotel
Libra September 23 – October 22
It seems that everyone around you is celebrating something or other. Even Niki Taylor and her husband, Burney Lamar, have cause to celebrate – Niki gave birth to a beautiful baby girl last week. Yet you can’t seem to find your groove, no matter how hard you try today. Rather than dwell on it, you may want to take time to phone your friends and family. Perhaps they can cheer you up.
Try: eating dinner for breakfast
Scorpio October 23 – November 21
Darrell Hicks, a young tween, made a request through the Make a Wish Foundation to meet Nas before he passes from this life. Nas granted him his wish. You can expect a happy ending to a busy day. During the day, expect a few minor skirmishes with coworkers. Nothing that won’t be solved once the facts are revealed. You may also experience a rude awakening when you realize that economy will pretty much limit your options to seek employment
Try: a Shirley Temple
Sagittarius November 22 – December 21
Usher had a perfect attendance record at the Grammys until his wife Tameka snuck down to Brazil to have liposuction two months after she gave birth. Whatever she was thinking, it wasn’t about Usher’s love for her – if it were, she would have understood that unconditional love truly has no conditions. Today, more than ever, you need to focus on what is, not what should be. You are vibrant. You are worthy. And if you took the time to notice, you would see that you are loved. Stop the self-criticism and deal
Try: barking like a dog
Capricorn December 22 – January 19
To ensure that their movie, Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience, will be a hit, the Jonas Brothers have announced that they will show up at theaters around the country. With that said, you may be traveling to new places. Perhaps you can catch the brothers live and in person. This is an extremely busy time for you. You may need to find time for yourself amid all the chaos in your life.
Try: blueberry pancakes
Aquarius January 20 – February 18
This is a good time for you to confront something that has been bugging you. Take your lead from Wal-Mart, which is closing all of their Sam’s Club stores in Canada: If something is not working, then change it. Attend to your inner needs. Mediation can reconnect you with those things that were lost. Later tonight, you may want to spend time in the company of friends.
Try: picking the lint off a sweater