PhePhe on Astrology
Today’s Horoscope: Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Aries March 21 – April 19
There are many ways to get the attention of someone you care about. Yet the quickest way to turn someone off is to try to force your way into their heart. But you, dear Aries, would never have this problem because you believe in playing your relationships straight. If you continue seeing things in black and white, you may just find your relationship imploding.
Try: singing in the shower
Taurus April 20 – May 20
You’ve heard it at least once, and I’m certain you will continue to hear it throughout your lifetime – don’t do the crime if you aren’t willing to do the time. Nothing can ruin your future prospects quicker than when you try to skate around the system. Take Charles Rogers, who not only tested positive for alcohol after being placed on probation but also falsified his records. Rather than complete his terms of probation, he chose to try for a shortcut. For today, you have to spend some time deciding just how you intend to complete your workload without cutting corners.
Try: surprising someone
Gemini May 21 – June 21
Expect some disruptions and significant changes in the way you get your point across today. Experience will soon let you know whether you are on or off the mark. You may find yourself wondering if it was the way you said it or what you didn’t say, but the most important thing is you can take it all back by apologizing before it gets out of hand. You may experience some friction in your relationship but so far things look good and you won’t be heading back to the singles market any time soon.
Try: calling in sick
Cancer June 22 – July 22
Your mission for today is to do only those things you feel comfortable doing. You may not want to do what’s asked of you, but unless the person asking is also requesting that you go against your morals, then it would be wise to complete the task.
Try: scheduling a girls’ night out
Leo July 23 – August 22
A little fine-tuning may be in order, bodywise. Unfortunately, you won’t get the luxury of having your photo doctored, but with a little work you won’t need the software to erase your flaws. Healthy concerns occupy your mind today. The best way to get back in the swing of exercising and eating right is to begin by taking baby steps.
Try: bringing your lunch to work
Virgo August 23 – September 22
History will find a way of repeating itself in your life today. The focus will be on whether you have the same reaction that you had before. You may find yourself modernizing your past to fit your future. Your life may feel like a re-creation of the Three Stooges, except the characters will sling modern slang. Plan to be recognized for your previous efforts.
Try: giving up bottled water
Libra September 23 – October 22
Everyone makes mistakes. It’s not the mistake that matters as much as it is the importance of owning up to your mistake – and bouncing back from it even stronger than ever. Your horizons can be expected to widen today. You will find that it’s best if you spent time alone. It’s important that you focus on what it was that caused you to turn left when you meant to turn right. Take this day do some serious soul-searching.
Try: lifting weights
Scorpio October 23 – November 21
You must realize that charity begins from within. Not to say that you should donate your organs or that death is impending, but you should realize that the way that you live is symbolic of your life after death. Learn to balance your achievements and gains in the outer world with those of the inner world, and you’ll find that your day will flow smoothly. Support the causes that touch your heart now.
Try: tucking away $10 into a rainy-day fund
Sagittarius November 22 – December 21
You may feel off-kilter today, leading you to question your very identity. It’s good to unload your feelings. This is a time to expand your views to comfortably fit into this world. Successful outcomes are within reach. Your energy levels are high, and you will need to seek an outlet to channel that energy safely. Tonight it would be wise to spend some time with your loved ones. It will actually serve as a de-stressor for you.
Try: reading your own palm
Capricorn December 22 – January 19
Your focus today is all on yourself. Keep your eyes open for issues that may arise that aren’t easily solved. There’s nothing like finding yourself in a rut and enlisting the help of friends who may offer you suggestions on changing the way you do business. There is a possibility that you’ll take a short trip later this week. But for now, relax and allow your success to hinge on the input of a few friends.
Try: visiting a botanical garden
Aquarius January 20 – February 18
Money issues are at the crux of your day. If you have been putting off paying a bill, rest assured that today the bill collector will strike.
Activities involving your superiors are enhanced and may spiral out of control. You will either have to put up or shut up, and with the economy sliding, you would be wise to work the extra hours needed to shine. There is a slight chance that a legal matter will arise today.
Try: putting people before work
Pisces February 19 – March 20
You may find yourself bemoaning the fact that you aren’t getting recognition for your previous work. You may even wonder if you have a touch of diva in you. Perhaps your superiors see you as someone who is no longer flexible or willing to do what’s necessary to get the job done. If that’s the case, slight changes may be necessary to alter their view of you. Romance is high on your list today. You feel vibrant on the outside and a little hesitant on the inside. Try to balance the two feelings to create a positive aura.
Try: setting your clock back an hour