Horoscope for March 9, 2009

A horoscope reading for March 9, 2009.

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Today’s Horoscope: Monday, March 9, 2009

Pisces February 19 – March 20
Guitarist/singer Steven Page has split from the Barenaked Ladies and is rumored to be going out on his own. Good for him. You may find that today is the day to either get off the pot, or concede that you just aren’t up to proving yourself. Like Steven you must have some idea of what your next plan will be. For years you’ve made success look relatively easy, but there comes a time when going for the gold requires hard work, and commitment towards growth. Are you ready?
Try: a butter sandwich

Aries March 21 – April 19
You can compare your life today to that of Ellen Degeneres’, who will be making a comeback to the big screen via Dog Show. If you remember the last time Ellen used her voice it was on Finding Nemo, where she enjoyed success as the voice of Dory. Expect the similarities in your life – a surprise return to your past that will pay off. On the financial side you should receive a boost in income.
Try: getting your hearing tested

Taurus April 20 – May 20

There’s one celebrity who isn’t as in love with the Octo-Mom as the rest of America – Cher, who as gone on record with her negative views on the mother of 14. Today take your lead from her and speak up. If you don’t like the way things are going, then do something about it. Your silence is viewed as supporting the injustice even when you could care less. If you were planning on finding your backbone, today’s the day to begin.
Try: making ice cream

Gemini May 21 – June 21
Rod Blagojevich may soon be signing a 6-figure book deal for telling his side of the story (think: He was trying to sell Senator Obama’s seat) on why the good citizens of Illinois impeached him. Your social influence and prestige are critical at this time. Like the good governor, you may find yourself undergoing difficult changes during the upcoming weeks. Never fear, you will get through them unscathed.
Try: reading a history book

Cancer June 22 – July 22
Getting what you want and achieving those things that are important to you may involve the elimination of something from your life. You may have to take some advice from Julia Louis-Dreyfus, who had to remove bacon from her house in order to keep her rocking body looking good at the age of 48. Today over indulgences and risk-taking may have unwelcome consequences for you.
Try: oreo cookies with milk

Leo July 23 – August 22
A big shake-up is due in your life today. Of course it won’t be on the same scale as Donald Brice, who was busted recently for selling marijuana out of a McDonald’s drive thru window, but it will cause some consternation in your daily life. Carefully take a moment and assess your options if you want to stay out of trouble. Better yet find the motivation to resolve any on-going problems before they get out of hand.
Try: mayo instead of mustard

Virgo August 23 – September 22

Your ability to concentrate and focus on your work is good now. You probably have found yourself taking the time to consider what you really hope to achieve today. There’s nothing wrong with doing that, it worked for the recent Oscar show (think: Zac Efron & Robert Pattinson helping to boost their rating amongst teens 12-17) and it will work for you. Use your common sense and make things happen.
Try: re-gifting something you hate around the house

Libra September 23 – October 22
Today is a day of great promise as you head into new territory. You may find yourself in the spotlight (think: Arnold Schwarzenegger reuniting with Stallone in the upcoming film The Expendables – Arnold will be playing the governor of California) wondering just how you managed to pull off that coup. Overall the day will be filled with special surprises, both financial and personal. Money and health play significant roles in your life.
Try: increasing your iron intake

Scorpio October 23 – November 21
Kate Walsh is finally opening up about her quickie marriage and divorce this month, and your love life needs attention. Take a moment to reflect on what it is you truly want. Like Kate, you may need to seek out the advice of a friend to reveal the truth of where you think you are in your love life, and where you really are. You will feel especially attractive today and others will notice.
Try: taking the stairs instead of the elevator

Sagittarius November 22 – December 21
Rubina Ali and Azhar Ismail , the two ‘real life’ slum kids who played the ‘younger’ main characters of Slumdog Millionaire‘s, have been given new homes by the Indian government. Like the kids above, you can probably expect intervention to come in the form of assistance today. The challenge for today is to not be afraid of the attention and to recognize a gift horse when you see one.
Try: eating raw carrots

Capricorn December 22 – January 19
Amy Winehouse has been spotted around London sporting her beehive do and she looks fabulous. Perhaps this means that her cracked out days are a thing of the past. Regardless, it would do you good to take a moment today and learn how to live happily while you evolve in these economic hard times. Your friends may beg off from an event tonight, instead of canceling yourself, go ahead and attend, you will meet someone who dazzles you.
Try: donating to a homeless person

Aquarius January 20 – February 18
Fame and fortune may be high on your list of priorities today, or at least you may be thinking of getting your 15 minutes of fame. Like the man living in the cave who recently had to place his 17,000 square foot subterranean home up for auction on eBay, you may find yourself finding creative ways to pay off debt. Listen to your gut reaction today, you may be more psychic than usual. As with all things concerning your life, listen, think, then act, and you shouldn’t go wrong.
Try: chocolate covered strawberries

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