PhePhe on Astrology
Today’s Horoscope: Monday, December 29, 2008
Capricorn December 22 – January 19
Today, you may find yourself putting a plan into action for the upcoming future. Peter Falk’s daughter claims her father is no longer competent to run his life because he may be suffering from Alzheimer’s. Capricorns take heed; even when your actions appear reckless and self-motivated, they are always well planned out. Illness within the family can be traumatic, but you can get through it with careful planning. Try: ice skating.
Aquarius January 20 – February 18
I bet your know-it-all attitude didn’t know that the Real Housewives of Atlanta was coming back for a second season. Today, try keeping your hands in your lap when questions are posed. It’s not necessary for you to always be the one with the answers, even when you know them. Give someone else a chance to answer first today, and you won’t regret it. Try: drinking two glasses of soy milk.
Pisces February 19 – March 20
On Sunday, December 28, Times Square Alliance held the second annual Good Riddance Day: Out with the old and in with the new. You may be a day late and a dollar short, but go ahead and celebrate the day belatedly. Unpack your emotional baggage. Throw out the things you no longer need. Apologize to yourself for past mistakes. These actions will refresh your life. Try: making cookies from scratch.
Aries March 21 – April 19
I strongly suspect that you are like Kevin Cogill, who pleaded guilty to releasing the new Guns N’ Roses album, Chinese Democracy, months before its intended release. Your headstrong nature makes for many memorable experiences, but your impulsive actions can bring with them your share of trouble. Today, before you rush headlong into uncharted territory, take a moment to size up the consequences. Try: brown-bagging your lunch.
Taurus April 20 – May 20
When people disturb your family peace, you fight back HARD (think: Dennis Quaid settling his twins overdose settlement)! You have defended your family life in the past, but today you may be in for the fight of your life. Keep your chin up; you will triumph, but not before you’ve shown the world that your family comes first. Try: exploring a new neighborhood.
Gemini May 21 – June 21
In Hugh Jackman’s latest movie, X-men Origins: Wolverine, he undergoes a mutant transformation in order to avenge the death of his loved ones. Minus the death of a loved one, your life will undergo a transformation today. You may begin to notice things that you never saw before. Things will make sense if you only look up. Try: making a list of places you wish to see.
Cancer June 22 – July 22
Your biggest fear is that the past will repeat itself. You feel great in relationships, and when they end you often wish that you enjoyed staying single (think: Kate Hudson). Today, instead of focusing on your relationship status, be it single or not, spend time reconnecting with old friends. They may take your mind off a sour relationship. Try: being a winner.
Leo July 23 – August 22
The holidays have you thinking about a change. Perhaps it’s to a new locale, a new career or even something as simple as changing your hair color. Rumer Willis changes her hair so frequently people often mistake her for someone else. Whatever you choose to change, know that it will increase your chances for finding happiness. Try: breaking a bad habit.
Virgo August 23 – September 22
Wild questions will come from the mouth of babes today, and you will be expected to draw upon your years of experience to answer them. Because you are able to draw conclusions fairly easily, you may be asked to answer this question: What is it about stalkers and celebrities (think Both Lohan and Abdul)? Sometimes life can just be plain silly. Try: remembering your multiplication tables.
Libra September 23 – October 22
You feel like you are underappreciated. Your family and friends often fail to acknowledge your good deeds. Nor do they recognize the sacrifices that you’ve made for them. In many ways, Mickey Rourke is going through the same thing with the media, which is questioning whether there is too much Oscar Buzz for Mickey. There can never be enough buzz when it comes to your role in this world, dear Libra, you are champion and will remain so. Try: a natural facial mask.
Scorpio October 23 – November 21
Sharon Osbourne allegedly attacked reality star Megan Hauserman after the two of them exchanged words between the two of them. This sounds a lot like your life. Your ego won’t allow you to just eat words; instead, you will find your temper rising as words are exchanged. The best thing you can do today is take it on the chin, so get over yourself, Scorpio, and try to let the beast go. Try: saying your name backwards.
Sagittarius November 22 – December 21
You have to love Usher, who just announced that he’s going to let aspiring teen filmmakers design his next video. What optimism. That’s a page you should take from his book. When things appear to be looking down today, look toward the youngsters to bring your sense of innocence back to the world. Try: making ice cream.